Strip Club Waitress Accused of Mailing Explosives

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  1. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    She's a strip club waitress. How did she expect to be treated by the patrons? Showered in gold? Golden showers is more like it.
     
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    Kickback Proud father Administrator Super Mod News Staff

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    She's not bad looking.
     
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    Yeah, for a Mom, for a stripper? Where did she work? The only stripclub in Alaska or something?
     
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    smangerbot The Holy Zombie Jesus TFW2005 Supporter

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    that woman has an "explosive" temper. Har Har!
     
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    I'm not sure the showers would be golden in this case Lance;) 
     
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    RandomFerret Fuzzy Forever

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    Drano and gasoline, eh?

    All I took away from this article is how to make a more effective molotov.
     
  7. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    You never know with strip club patrons. Some of 'em may be into the watersports.
     
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    MegaMoonMan OFFICIAL MMM REP

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    She should have known that little concoction of hers would eat right through a rubber. Stupid!

    What kind of bomb would that be anyway, with shards of latex flying everywhere? Not very powerful.
     
  9. smangerbot

    smangerbot The Holy Zombie Jesus TFW2005 Supporter

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    like one super powered water bomb. look out! molten spermicide!
     
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    Aaron Master of Crystalocution Moderator Content Contributor

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    I've heard a couple of stories to that effect. And had a difficult time keeping my lunch down.
     
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    Sexeh and deadleh!
     

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