Coneheads were first 

 

Whats next?

 

or certain "toes" ya know?

this was yawn inducing.
there's shite out there that will curdle your buttermilk compared to this.

i used to have a VHS tape of a man with a gunshot to the head- his head looked like jell-0 someone stirred up with a fork.
(it was a training tape for airway management.)

this, ho-hum. unless you're 10 and deathly allergic to outside contact.

 

The OP must be deathly afraid of restaurants, with all the straws and people putting *urk* FORKS and SPOONS in their mouths. Disgusting!

 

If you're going to insult me at least put effort into it  

 

Careful, don't throw up. This is definitely NSFW!

 

That the best you got  

 

Apparently you haven't.

I tried this on my gf yesterday without telling her first. She asked, "What the fuck are you doing?"

 

This.. who hasn't twirled tongues like that? To each their own, I suppose.

Also the guy using the machine:

 

I like potatoes.

 

Many times actually.

 

Thats addiction right there