I'd get a job at Boston Dynamics as a bigdog... its not glamorous, but you cant be beheaded when you dont have a head.

 

I would either

1) Turn my eyes blue, pretend Im a autobot and hope I don't get caught

2) Attack Optimus with a bunch of cables and hope I survive

3) Kill a autobot, and scan his dead body, therefore secretly replacing the dead autobot as if he were still alive

 

1) Locate each other for a meetup, preferable in construction site.
2) Choose new alt modes
3) Practice merging.

 

It does sound fun! but here's what i would do:

scan a jet, fly to the nest base, and fuck it up worse than sentinel did just unexpectedly. i would blow prime's trailer to hell so he couldnt get his flight gear   I would then take Carly, fly to L.A., scan an A class vehicle, then drive to canada and find a nice forest and a cliff, and keep her in my alt mode forever. who would hurt a Con with a human?

 

u forget russia

 

I'm guessing until they find you, you're going to use Soundwave's patented "Interrogation" Tentacles and "interrogate" her for a while, hmmm??

 

Get the hell out of Chicago. Then fly back to the Nemesis, try to signal any surviving Decepticons, go back to Earth, scan a sexy car and hope it's used for a swimsuit model photoshoot.


Oh, that'd be the life.

 

I'll take that as a yes  
can't say I wouldn't do the same, but instead of her, I'd track down the chick Ironhide jumped over and "interrogate" her

All kidding aside, I'd probably just join the Autobots.

 

i would get a super strong ass helmet to save my head from optimus.... i do not want to be on a trophy stand in his house for him to look at. or i would go get sentinels helmet and claim im a prime. maybe that would work.. or maybe the next director will just make us stronger

 

This.

 

Pretend to be Seeker pissed at the Fallen and the Cons and switch sides.

 

In an ideal world, I'd go "oh to hell with this," surrender to the Autobots with the symbolic gesture of ripping my own face off and throwing it at Prime's feet. I'd then probably live out the rest of my days as a prisoner until either I'm rescued or allowed to become an Autobot.

What I think is more likely is that I'm nothing but a raging and spitting brute with almost no intelligence so I'd probably just stomp around until I get killed by some humans - IN THE EYE.

 

I would've either A: switched sides while the switchin's good or B: live the rest of my life as a garbage truck.

 

Shocktron's Plan

1. Kill Optimus Prime using the following: Teleportation, my Gatling Guns, and my Repeater Missiles. Then take his face.

2. ???

3. Profit!

 

I'll keep it simple; join the autobots.

 

Join the Autobots, for use. I'd like to keep my face intact.

 

I'd join the autobots and hang around Dino

 

Defect. If I were a con, I would have done so quite a while ago.

 

To all you people wanting to defect: just how open are the Autobots about accepting defectors? I know there's Jetfire, but he's just one guy. He might be the rare, rare exception to the rule. If I were you, I'd be very worried about getting my head blown off the instant I walked up to their front lines waving a white flag. Especially if I were previously responsible for taking Autobot and/or human lives. I know about the rules of war and all that, but the unofficial battle code, adhered to during wars all throughout history, turns a blind eye to soldiers seeking retribution against enemies who have killed their friends.