Start praying folks! Two days until this LHC is turned on.

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  1. General Magnus

    General Magnus Da Custodes of the Emprah

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    http://www.lhcountdown.com/

    Guess what, folks? We've got another two days and six hours before we get to test all those doomsday theories.

    Keep your fingers crossed.
     
  2. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    I can't wait until they turn it on and absofuckinglutely NOTHING happens.
     
  3. Zeta Otaku

    Zeta Otaku Who ya gonna call? TFW2005 Supporter

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    Either nothing will happen or something will happen. That is my guess.

    "Complete protonic reversal..." - Dr. Raymond Stantz
     
  4. Dirge121

    Dirge121 Eat the chikums

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    I must have missed this completely. What is LHC, and why are people forecasting doomsday again?

    2 days left of the world :lolol 
    Yeah right.
     
  5. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    Ever see the movie "The Mist"? Yeah, that's what I don't want to happen.

    Just as long as they don't reverse the polarity of the neutron flow, everything should be fine.
     
  6. llamatron

    llamatron Shut up, Nigel. TFW2005 Supporter

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    Should have been up and running a while ago if Fermilabs hadn't "accidently" overlooked a "minor" design flaw...
     
  7. General Magnus

    General Magnus Da Custodes of the Emprah

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    That´s good or bad?
     
  8. llamatron

    llamatron Shut up, Nigel. TFW2005 Supporter

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    Well the problem has been fixed now. If there wasn't a problem to start with then they would have been up and running a while ago.
     
  9. Macross7

    Macross7 Well-Known Member

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    But as long as they route it through the main defector, everything will be fine.
     
  10. EmineX

    EmineX Well-Known Member

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    Headcrabs. This will end in headcrabs.
     
  11. Obvious Prime

    Obvious Prime Purple Repaint

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    Crab People... Crab People... Taste like crab, walk like people....
     
  12. Jarodimus

    Jarodimus the guy with that scan Veteran TFW2005 Supporter

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    Or:

    "Zim, you have headpigeons. Go to the nurse."
     
  13. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    :lolol 
     
  14. Bryan

    Bryan ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    I had to Google this reference, but it gave me solid lols afterwards.
     
  15. Otispq

    Otispq Elocution Onymous

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    :lolol  headcrabs and the end of the world!
     
  16. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
     
  17. Insane Galvatron

    Insane Galvatron is not insane. Really!

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    Seriously, I'm out of the loop. What is th LHC?
     
  18. Aaron

    Aaron Master of Crystalocution Moderator Content Contributor

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    It is going to cause the end of the Universe. However with a millisecond the Universe will reform itself, because it would just be silly to not be around.
     
  19. AnimatedFan

    AnimatedFan Banned

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    A massive particle accelerator that they hope will unlock secrets of the universe and how it works. Maybe even find dimensions beyond those we know.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LHC

    Staunch advocates believe it's harmless and has the ability to unlock human potential.

    There are groups filing petitions, lawsuits, etc to keep it from being activated because they believe it's possible to open up a black hole (larger than the ones they'll be experimenting with) or create strangelets (also known as dark matter, which I'm still not quite understanding...)

    Personally, I believe absolutely nothing will happen. They'll flip the switch and a circuit breaker will go. (that's about the only exciting thing that will happen.)

    No man knows the day, nor the hour of when the end is coming. It most certainly won't be this machine's doing.
     
  20. Obvious Prime

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