Don't read this if you haven't watched the new movie. There are no spoilers at all, but even if knowing the concept of the new movie offends you, then you should still stay away... that said. since the movie opened up the possibility for alternate universe, I thought of some funny titles of what the "alternate" trek universe might present us. Star Trek 2.5: The Gratitude of Kahn (Assuming Kirk wasn't even around to pick up Kahn floating in space, and thus Kahn ended up on a pleasure planet of women, and realizing what would have happened in the other Universe, he sought Kirk out to thank him.) Star Trek 3.5: The search for Spock, Again Star Trek 4.5: The Voyage Home, Again Star Trek 5.5: It Never Happened Star Trek 6.5: The Previously-Discovered Country Any episodes in the series that might change based on this new Universe, as a joke of course. Aside from being a joke, I thought we might also bring up potential paradoxes of episodes that would no longer follow the same conclusions due to the change in the past.
Star Trek 3: The Search For Runaway Spock (Still fighting Depression, Spock runs away, and the crew must find him at all cost).
Star Trek 12: Future alternate timeline Spock comes back in time to alternate past the non-alternate timeline Spock came to in the first place and the cycle keeps repeating it's self until there are like 500 Spocks. Yes, that is the title of the movie.
Star Trek: Picard is a mutant! Star Trek: Spock is a Decepticon! Star Trek: Omega Supeme Star Trek: Kirk vs. Kahn
Star Trek: The Last Generation Star Trek: The First Generation Star Trek: The War in the Stars (since Star Wars is already used) Star Trek: Pew Pew Pew Star Trek: Generations (no relations to the other Star Trek: Generations)
Star Trek: We Don't Trash Another Enterprise In This One! (pretty obvious plot, much excitement as Sulu learns to 3-point turn a Constitution-class starship in a craped asteroid belt) Star Trek: The Search For Sylar (Spock learns his twin brother survived the first movie and seeks him out, finding the old adage about evil twins is scarily true... and Spock is the evil twin!) Star Trek: Finally Meets An Alien Alien (meeting a nickel-based lifeform, the Enterprise crew pass by, not recognising life as we don't know it. Said sentient stalagmite gets the wrong idea about multiculturism in the Federation and waits for some Horta to come along instead to drip suggestively at) Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country (Kirk discovers a doorway to Narnia in his wardrobe in the Captain's quarters, and vanishes for a year and a day... but even as Bones straps him down with a sign on his forehead declaring him unfit for duty, Kirk cannot wrap his head around how he's only been gone for a little over two hours and seven minutes) Star Trek: Aye, Tis Green (Scotty wakes up after a weekend bender in Engineering and finds the deck covered in Vulcan blood. This is a musical comedy, with Scotty trying to get out of carrying the blame) Star Trek: Distant Voices (performed live and projected onto the big screen, so when that annoying idiot behind you starts talking about their weekend or how Spock's ears don't look as big as they did on the original series, the cast can yell at them. In some cinemas, newly-developed technology will allow the cast to throw things as well)
Star Trek 2.5: The moral dilemma (just the Genesis device, Khan wasnt found) Star Trek 3.5: The search for more Vulcans (they are not looking forward to Pon'farr) Star Trek 4.5: The Probe strikes back (those whales where dicks) Star Trek 5.5: The backyard fiasco (lets pinball around the galactic barriers) Star Trek 6.5: The crotchety old people (peace is for wieners, those klingons will pay for what they did to Spock's and Uhura's kid.)