Star Trek: Future Movie Titles (Joke, not news)

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  1. Prowl

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    Don't read this if you haven't watched the new movie. There are no spoilers at all, but even if knowing the concept of the new movie offends you, then you should still stay away... that said.











    since the movie opened up the possibility for alternate universe, I thought of some funny titles of what the "alternate" trek universe might present us.

    Star Trek 2.5: The Gratitude of Kahn (Assuming Kirk wasn't even around to pick up Kahn floating in space, and thus Kahn ended up on a pleasure planet of women, and realizing what would have happened in the other Universe, he sought Kirk out to thank him.)

    Star Trek 3.5: The search for Spock, Again

    Star Trek 4.5: The Voyage Home, Again

    Star Trek 5.5: It Never Happened

    Star Trek 6.5: The Previously-Discovered Country

    Any episodes in the series that might change based on this new Universe, as a joke of course.

    Aside from being a joke, I thought we might also bring up potential paradoxes of episodes that would no longer follow the same conclusions due to the change in the past.
     
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    Star Trek 3: The Search For Runaway Spock (Still fighting Depression, Spock runs away, and the crew must find him at all cost).
     
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    Star Trek 12: Uhura

    I'd watch.
     
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    Star Trek 12: Future alternate timeline Spock comes back in time to alternate past the non-alternate timeline Spock came to in the first place and the cycle keeps repeating it's self until there are like 500 Spocks.

    Yes, that is the title of the movie.
     
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    Star Trek: Finally Meets An Alien Alien (meeting a nickel-based lifeform, the Enterprise crew pass by, not recognising life as we don't know it. Said sentient stalagmite gets the wrong idea about multiculturism in the Federation and waits for some Horta to come along instead to drip suggestively at)

    Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country (Kirk discovers a doorway to Narnia in his wardrobe in the Captain's quarters, and vanishes for a year and a day... but even as Bones straps him down with a sign on his forehead declaring him unfit for duty, Kirk cannot wrap his head around how he's only been gone for a little over two hours and seven minutes)

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    Star Trek 2.5: The moral dilemma (just the Genesis device, Khan wasnt found)

    Star Trek 3.5: The search for more Vulcans (they are not looking forward to Pon'farr)

    Star Trek 4.5: The Probe strikes back (those whales where dicks)

    Star Trek 5.5: The backyard fiasco (lets pinball around the galactic barriers)

    Star Trek 6.5: The crotchety old people (peace is for wieners, those klingons will pay for what they did to Spock's and Uhura's kid.)
     

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