Spouses!!! ... Messing with your TOYS!!!

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  1. JBStuka

    JBStuka Well-Known Member

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    HAHA. Okay, for a not so serious and lighter thread for people to post on. I want to hear horror or funny stories of peoples spouses, kids, or whatever messing with your toy collections. My wife seems to get some odd enjoyment out of going into my office and rearranging all my toys. She likes to make all of my transformers be posed like they are "dancing" together. As she puts it. I come home and always have to see what the newest thing is.

    Tell your stories everyone. I am sure there are some great ones out there.
     
  2. Covenant

    Covenant Mr. Roboto in Disguise

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    My wife knows better.





    Her mother didn't.

    I take great care in setting each of them up the way I wish. It's crowded, since I seem to never get around to setting up the additional shelves I have, so a good deal of figures are in boxes awaiting their day for display. But what's there is exactly how I prefer. Then, while the wife's mother (a kind woman) was staying with us for a couple of weeks, she'd clean. Among other annoyances from this unneeded cleaning (we run a tight ship in that department as it is), she'd move all the Transformers into piles so she could dust, then just pile them back on the shelves.

    She stayed with us two weeks.

    Cleaned every other day.

    That shit only happened twice.

    That isn't by accident.







    Now my wife's mother knows better.
     
  3. JBStuka

    JBStuka Well-Known Member

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    That's awesome. My mother one time was dusting my room and knocked a picture off a wall and it hit and busted one of my model airplanes that I spent weeks building. I can tell you, I never saw my mother get so afraid. She came to me in tears and just crying because she knew EXACTLY what my toys meant to me. I couldn't get mad though, I mean c'mon, when a mom comes to you crying because she feels so bad just deserves forgiveness. My entire family knows you never never touch my airplanes.
     
  4. MrSoundwaveGuy

    MrSoundwaveGuy I've made a huge mistake

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    My wife used Classics Astrotrain as a dildo. Okay yeah that didn't happen but it would be a great idea for a porno film
     
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    i get what ur saying by ur family knows how much they mean to you

    when i waas younger my mum let my cousins in my room and they destroyed one of my power ranger megazords and beast wars transmetal toys, from then on my mother, my aunty and uncle, my cousins and everyone that knows me knows not to touch my TF's and how much they mean to me.
     
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    Go on...
     
  7. Gunpei_Junpei

    Gunpei_Junpei Baron of Joy

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    Well, I don't know how funny it is, but I have a friend that loves to transform my TFs and pose my Joes. Most of the time he's pretty good at it, but the last three times he's been here he mistransformed Universe Grimlock from dino to robot. I always put him in dinosaur mode because I don't like the robot mode and then the friends and it's always trapped between the two.
     
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    1 of my cat or both of them pee on my Cybertron Unicron, Cybertron Sideways and Cybertron Supreme Starcream when I left them in my living room instead of my bedroom... I am not sure about Cybertron Soundwave (he was close to the 3 others), I smell it and it didn't had any pee odor.
     
  9. JBStuka

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    I've got another funny one for you. My buddy at work went on vacation for a week. And he really was just a bit on the airhead side. So me and the other guy at work took all his toys off his desk and put them in the neon box lights directly above his head. Hiding toys at work has been an ongoing joke with each other for a long time. Anyways, we wanted to see how long it would take him find them. Can you believe it took him 3 days to look up and notice that they were all directly above his head. That was just funny.
     
  10. SAF7

    SAF7 LOVE this game!

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    My mom sometimes knocks a TF over. Thankfully, though, she just leaves them there for me to fix. Once she accidentily knocked down one of my Zoids when I was younger (It was Liger Zero, for the curious) and, since I wasn't home, she put the pieces in a plastic bag and put it in her closet (for some reason) until I got back.


    She forgot where she put it, and I didn't find it again for over a year.
     
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    My Girlfriend takes great delight in painstakingly setting up any figures I have (Gundams, TF, TMNT, or other) into elaborate tea parties. She's kind of like that girl from Toy Story.

    And just recently my housemate bought a bunch of scratchers and what did he and my girlfriend do with the garbage ones? Why have my TFs holding them up of course. There were a good ten scratchers also.
     
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    By the end of the day, all Transformers fall. My friends look at one and drop it on the floor and go on to the next one. IT PISSES ME OFF. Then I put them on a shelf of my closet and that fixed it :D 
     
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    Had a custom WIP powered up prime....until the wife knocked him over.
    Rebuilding him will be a good time.
    Her black eye is almost healed.....j/k
     
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    laying down the law with the smackdown stick....priceless...
     
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    OMG, I'm laughing my ass off at those two.

    Mine are on high closet shelves, left alone.
     
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    Hyperoptic G1-Junkie

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    Any time my wife fiddles with one of my TFs, no matter which one, it somehow comes out looking like an octopus.
     

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