South park Jazz, spoilers

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  1. Rumble02

    Rumble02 Radicon of Obliticons

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    OK so in the movie jazz gets "ripped" a new one.
    autobot version of the game he gets slashed by brawl
    Decepticon version of the game Barricade wipes him out. so the whole time im thinking "Oh my god you killed Jazzy, You bastards!" anyone got any more ideas, comical or not, on how they could continually kill off Jazz. sort of like a video game/movie bloopers on the many death of Jazzy McCormick

    I was thinking just as he saves the day in the game, that big giant memorial in the middle of the city could just randomly fall on him while he is doing his little,"i beat the decepticons" dance. quickly followed by Bumblebee slapping his forhead.
     
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    neospark1 Well-Known Member

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    cambaprecoz Well-Known Member

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    MY.GAWD.!!!!!(period)
     
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    Was I supposed to el oh el?
     
  5. Eric

    Eric RIP AND TEAR!!!

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    No, not really. And I sure as hell didn't lol.
     
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    Hows about editing the movie so as soon as he's introduced himself and he jumps on the car the car explodes taking him with it that would make me laugh and would be a better excuse for the lack of character developement.
    sorry I'm a bit drunk
     
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    You can pretty much substitute any Kenny death scene from South Park with Jazz and it'd be funny. Especially with all the ridiculous ways he dies in the movie and the two deaths in the game... goes out like a hero my foot... like a chump is more like it.
     
  8. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    YEP!
     
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    Ziero TFW2005 Supporter

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    Especially considering how everyone just shrugs off his death afterwards.

    Ironhide: "Omg, they killed Jazzy!"
    Ratchet: "You bastards!"
    Prime: "Schaweet"
     
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    Rumble02 Radicon of Obliticons

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    nice. at least this thread aint a total waste
     
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    DaggersRage Autistic bastard.

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    Jazz getting killed in a car accident.

    ...

    Well, I tried.
     
  12. cambaprecoz

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    HIT and... SCORE!!!
    that was the only one that got me LMAO.

    "I'l TRANSFORM TO DIGUISE MAHSELF, B!TCHES!!"
    turns to car mode, gets pwn3d
    "THAT, HURTS, AHH," dies
     
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    Moroni Prime #TFYLP Podcast

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    The moment he scans the new G1esque paint scheme, the camera zooms in toward the number "4". Just then, a gigantic golf club thwacks him off like Team Rocket.
     
  14. Insane Galvatron

    Insane Galvatron is not insane. Really!

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    :lol  Not sure why that sounds so funny, but it does. :lol 
     
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    RHansen Sir. Ranbotnic Veteran

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    this is just a spam thread.


    I do not like spam threads.


    do not make more spam threads.


    do not pass go, do not take 200 dollars.
     
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