"Sorry, honey - I thought you were a pig..."

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  1. Nachtsider

    Nachtsider Banned

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  2. TrueNomadSkies

    TrueNomadSkies Airachnid's ratservant

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    This reminds me of the story where some woman was shot in the woods because the drunk hunters or whatever thought she was a bear, except that this is much funnier.



    Also, I like this comment.

     
  3. Wheeljack_Prime

    Wheeljack_Prime Don't eat me

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  4. prime13

    prime13 UCHUU KITAAAA

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    [Insert picture of miss Piggy here]
     
  5. Dran0n

    Dran0n Junk male

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    Awww, shoot.
     
  6. TrueNomadSkies

    TrueNomadSkies Airachnid's ratservant

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    Oh damn, I forgot how much I liked that show.
     
  7. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    I'm assuming a hog. Or maybe she's really fit but he just didn't like her anymore (was a bitch, crap cook, flange like a yawning hippo) and couldn't think of a better excuse to shoot her by 'accident'.

    I think he was just... *takes off glasses* ... telling porkies.

    She'll get her own back though. You reap what you... sow.
     
  8. FatalT 71

    FatalT 71 Mr. JazzHunter

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    This would probably be their wedding picture:

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  9. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    ^ I'm not sure who got the worse deal there. At least they'll never be short of a bottle-opener while he's around.

    And now I feel bad slating the appearance of people I've never met who might actually be perfectly nice. I'm no oil painting myself. I'm more a kiddie crayon scrawl.
     
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    Does Hallmark make cards for this?
     
  11. Moonlight1102

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    This little Piggy went to the market
    This little Piggy stayed home
    This little Piggy had roast beef
    This little Piggy had none
    This little Piggy went wee wee wee, after taking a bullet to the f*cking legs!
     
  12. JazzHunter83

    JazzHunter83 Mrs FatalT

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    You know it's actually sweet that those two found each other. I truely do believe there is someone out there for everyone and they'll probably be very happy together.

    I found it quite heart warming actually :eek: 
     
  13. Deltus

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    That dudes lucky it was only in the leg.
     
  14. Gordon_4

    Gordon_4 The Big Engine

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    More accurately lucky it was the leg and not fatal. There are major arteries in the leg that if they get ruptured; you can bleed out very quickly indeed.


    Also, does anyone really think this is gonna fly?
     
  15. TrueNomadSkies

    TrueNomadSkies Airachnid's ratservant

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    Hahahahahaahahahah
     
  16. Starfire22

    Starfire22 Zoot Suit Riot

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    :lolol 

    Can't say much, seeing as how all the good stuff's been taken.
     
  17. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    what an awful shot, if it was really the hog, it would hardly cripple it.
     
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    The guy has lousy eye sight.
     
  19. DethPike

    DethPike Master of Sinanju

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    And they're buying the "oops" story? My ass -

    Wait til she winds up in the hospital again - this time from a chainsaw wound because the dude thought she was a tree.
     
  20. Cal

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    Sounds like someone's living in denial. :rolleyes: 
     

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