Something the GF said to me...

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  1. Kid_Convoy

    Kid_Convoy Femme Killa

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    My birthday passed not too long ago, and my girlfriend and I watched the Transformers movie. She loved it and decided to get Ratchet for me (since he was the only one I didn't have) at the local TRU.

    We went today and while we're going through the isles, she stops at the Real Gear TF's. She doesn't know the TF's that well so she turns and points to the Decepticon symbol.

    "That's for the Decepticons, right? The bad guys?"

    "Yeah." I answer, when she notes the Autobot symbol.

    "Huh, the Decepticon symbol is a lot 'pointier' than the Autobot one...Plus the Autobot symbol is rather round...and has this hole right there in the center..."

    I stare at her 'cause I have no idea where she's going with this.

    "I was just thinking...it's like dicks and..."

    I stop her at that point cause two kids and their mother ran up next to us just as she was about to finish that sentence.

    Seriously, I have no idea how she got to that, but I had felt like I had to share it.

    BTW: I never did get Ratchet, however I got lucky and found the last Cybertron Soundwave they had. ^^
     
  2. thoughtcrime

    thoughtcrime Well-Known Member

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    Nympho GFs FTW.
     
  3. Insane Galvatron

    Insane Galvatron is not insane. Really!

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    So the Decepticons screw the Autobots in battle?

    Now whenever Megatron yells "Retreat!", I can call it premature ejaculation?
     
  4. darkmgmstr

    darkmgmstr Blue Lantern Corps Member

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    :lolol  gay transformers..... :lolol 
     
  5. ActionMasterZod

    ActionMasterZod LarzArz on twitter, man.

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    I will never look at transformers the same again o_O 
     
  6. ActionMasterZod

    ActionMasterZod LarzArz on twitter, man.

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    I'd rather stay in my stunning auto mode.
     
  7. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    i think youre GF wanted to go at it right in the aisle.
     
  8. Gears

    Gears buh-buh-body ya Veteran

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    Everyone knows the Decepticons are pussies.
     
  9. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    yeah, the triangular shaped decep logo kinda look like panties.
     
  10. Kid_Convoy

    Kid_Convoy Femme Killa

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    Seriously though, I have no idea where she got the idea from! What's even funnier is that when we reach the car, I turn to her and ask her: "So, you think the Autobots are pussies?"

    "No...not Bumblebee! He was cool. So was Jazz. That was his name right, Jazz?"

    "Yeah, he was my favorite." I respond.

    "Yeah...Megatron is a dick for doing that."

    I love this girl. ^_^
     
  11. decepticon665

    decepticon665 the amazing bored-man!

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    girlfriends vs. transformers?
    uuuuuuuummmmmmmmmm......
     
  12. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    megatron is a dick lol, that girls a keeper

    ZOMG spoilerz!
     
  13. Rodimus

    Rodimus The Prime Producer

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    Dude I think it's pretty obvious your girl had her mind in the gutter and was telling you she just wanted some. This is as most direct of a message as women are going to give you. Women never speak the actual words. They speak in metaphors and expect you to get the message. And this seems like a pretty obvious message to me and everyone else here.

    Speaking of mind in the gutter, I can't help but think of bad things when I see names like moonscreamer on the message board. :p  :lol 

    Like the other guy said, sounds like you got a Nympho.
     
  14. Kid_Convoy

    Kid_Convoy Femme Killa

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    More than likely she was in the mood, but not a nympho. Still, in the mood or not, I just thought the whole thing was funny as hell.
     
  15. Starscream'sSis

    Starscream'sSis Ravage! Bad Kitty!

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    Girl: "I want your Decepticon sensors to infiltrate my Autobot core"
    Boy: "Huh???" (stupid blank look on face)
     
  16. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    :lolol 
     
  17. vector

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    I must have it really good......my wife likes T-formers as well as sex. Just not at the same time.
     
  18. The621

    The621 Fuck you, that's why!

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    Which is why Cybertron/Galaxy Force Thundercracker made the right choice siding with the Autobots.
     
  19. Armorhide

    Armorhide Damn kids

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    :lol  :lol  :lol  :lol  :lol  maybe she was going to give "another" gift for your birthday.
    :bday 


    Armorhide
     
  20. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    0.o Cyb.Soundwave Haven't seen one in a while,like last summer when i got mine.
     

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