Something is in my attic

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  1. Kickback

    Kickback Proud father Administrator Super Mod News Staff

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    Something is in my attic!

    I'm watching Conan and I keep hearing thuds, like something is thudding around up there. But with weight. The attic entrance is in the room next to mine. What should I do?!?
     
  2. Gigatron_2005

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    Do a barrel roll!










    Seriously though. Could it be rats? Or is it bigger? ..Could be a boogie man OR boogie men.
     
  3. Quantum_Penguin

    Quantum_Penguin Be seeing you...

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    Could it be his enemies being driven before him? Or perhaps the lamentations of the women?
     
  4. Greyryder

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    First, watch some really creepy horror movies. Then, grab a flashlight with weak batteries, and turn off all the lights in the house. Now, you're ready to go check out what's in the attic.
     
  5. TheIncredibleHulk

    TheIncredibleHulk Find Gary Busey!

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    Is it a Power Ranger "hatir"?
     
  6. Gigatron_2005

    Gigatron_2005 President of Calendars

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    Just truning off all the lights is weak. He has to cut his power line before he is good to go.
     
  7. Quantum_Penguin

    Quantum_Penguin Be seeing you...

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    And don't forget the telephone lines. Those can still work even when the main power's off.
     
  8. Zeta Otaku

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    Sorry Kickback, I tried to be careful when I was installing that video equip.... er I mean...

    could be racoons... with video equipment. If the camera has a night vision lens, then yes, racoons. Nightvision lenses are key trademarks of home invading racoons.

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    No one in here but us racoons! Fly racoon! FLY YOU MARVELOUS BASTARD!!!
     
  9. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    Stick your head up there and see what it is...
     
  10. JD

    JD Well-Known Member

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    Maybe it's just your evil half brother and his pissed cause he has to eat fish heads. Either way, get up there with an axe. Conan approves!
     
  11. Kickback

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    Stopped making noise. I need a cigarette. I don't want to be home alone.
     
  12. Zeta Otaku

    Zeta Otaku Who ya gonna call? TFW2005 Supporter

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    Obviously, you're NOT alone.
     
  13. rattrap007

    rattrap007 Insert witty comment here TFW2005 Supporter

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    Need us to come over and keep you company?
     
  14. Gigatron_2005

    Gigatron_2005 President of Calendars

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    Cue Unsolved Mysteries music.
     
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    Get Robert Stack's corpse and a trenchcoat while you are at it..
     
  16. Blunticon

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    Racoons, Squirles. Could be anything. This time of year animals are getting ready to hibernate and look for food and make nests..
     
  17. Ktulu

    Ktulu Whoosh TFW2005 Supporter

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    It is Willie Nelson
     
  18. .SentinelPrime Is Dead.

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    hm.. sounds more like a bird to me.
     
  19. Brandon

    Brandon This is important work.

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    I say its a trick, get an axe.
     
  20. Ktulu

    Ktulu Whoosh TFW2005 Supporter

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    If it is a "y/n" option select n
     

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