Someone in my apartment complex has a megaphone.

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  1. Kickback

    Kickback Proud father Administrator Super Mod News Staff

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    And it's not Vangelus or Bryan.

    But they just told someone they love their boots ... at least, I think they said boots.
     
  2. SPLIT LIP

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    I wanna party wit dem.
     
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    Mine is broken. :( 

    But it's okay, I can talk REALLY LOUDLY.
     
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    Keep us updated Christchex!
     
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    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    i said "I LOVE HER BOOBS".

    not boots. sheesh.
     
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    WHOPPER, WHOPPER NO ONION. Megaphones are annoying.
     
  8. One

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    lol

    you sure they said boots or boobs?
     
  9. TheIncredibleHulk

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    Well, if you got my order right the first time, now shut up and give me my change ;) 
     
  10. Brawlastator

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    Buy your own and get in to a shouting match with them.
     
  11. Sixshot

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    I need to get a megaphone for when I drive to give "friendly" reminders to all the shitty drivers.

    "Couldn't waste the effort on signaling your turn?"
    "Go old man! It's green. Green means go!"
    "Stop texting! Drive instead."
    "The speed limit is 55. You're going 45 in the fast lane..."
     
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    Could it be Ty Pennington?????
     
  13. Omegatron

    Omegatron Mandatory Fun. Buy it now TFW2005 Supporter

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    'I CLAIM THIS LAND FOR SPAIN!!!!!'

    Now I want a megaphone.
     
  14. Paladin

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    Exactly. Fight fire with fire.



    Use either a megaphone or a really awesome subwoofer.
     
  15. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    Sod that, get a gun. With a silencer, for irony.
     
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    Electric guitar with a loud amp would work.

    I've always wanted to get super drunk, point my obscenely loud amp out the window in my apartment complex, and play Hendrix's version of the Star Spangled Banner on my guitar in the wee hours of the night. When people would become angry, I could reply, "What? You don't like 'Merica? You terrist, boy?"
     
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    if i ever get a car i am for sure going to have a megaphone ready....they are always appropriate.....

    i would do this:
    *hear crackle* "HEY DUMBASS, LEARN TO USE THE TURN SIGNAL NEXT TIME, YOU ALMOST HIT ME" :lolol  so much fun
     
  18. Vexza

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    Imma go with this.
     
  19. Sam's_Bee

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    I'd be tempted to let loose a loud fart through it:bay 
    now who's loud:D 
     
  20. Kickback

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    The conversation went like this:

    Megaphone: Hey you.
    Muffled voice: ?
    Megaphone: With the dog.
    Muffled voice: ?
    Megaphone: I like your boots(or boobs, couldn't tell, window wasn't open).

    I lol'd.

    I now believe it's coming from my buddy Alex's apartment. I plan to text him and hopefully hilarious videos will ensue.
     

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