Some simple tips when helping a friend move

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  1. Zeta Otaku

    Zeta Otaku Who ya gonna call? TFW2005 Supporter

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    Tip 1: Do not put off packing to make out with said friend for 3 hours.
    Tip 2: If you decide to recruit others for help, make sure they aren't pot smoking slackers who will actually hinder your progress.
    Tip 3: Measure everything to make sure it can fit in the vehicle you are using.
    Tip 4: See tip one again
    Tip 5: Do NOT pull an all nighter before the final possible moving day only to spend a full day and night moving the last of said friend's crap.

    Several notes: yes, this is what I've been doing the past few days. yes, the friend was female (you asses). Yes, said female friend is the "just friends" girl from my drunken post.

    Holy shit what I hell I've put myself through. Though, it was nice to make out again and grab me some boob. Yes, I said it. I grabbed me a boob. In other news, apparently a person's skill in kissing does not fade after say... 5 years of not doing it.

    Ok, I'm fucking exhausted. I need some sleep. Wake me and die.
     
  2. Blunticon

    Blunticon The Oddjob

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    Ive been there with No.1 quite a few times. All nighters dont help moving as well.
     
  3. llamatron

    llamatron Shut up, Nigel. TFW2005 Supporter

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    Copped a feel? Niiiiice.

    Did you see the goods?
     
  4. honestgabe

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    You made out for 3 hours? Thats dumb. How long can one make out before it gets boring and weird. Usually making out leads to sex, and if that doesn't happen in 15 minutes fuck it. I'm not getting chapped lips from a make out session that won't at the very least, lead to a blow job.
     
  5. TheIncredibleHulk

    TheIncredibleHulk Find Gary Busey!

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    And when you're suppose to be packing, don't sit here on the boards........

    Shit! I should be packing!
     
  6. Codimus Prime

    Codimus Prime Missouri Toy Hunter

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    don't call them 5 minutes from home and tell them they've been evicted.

    not that it's happened to me, but I still harbor some anger.
     
  7. Phy

    Phy I want... ROOM SERVICE!!

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    Some people just like kissin', I expect.

    I've never run afoul of rule one, but then the only people I've ever helped move are guys.
     
  8. Renidragon

    Renidragon Toys on my table!

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    Good to know. Thanks!
     

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