So this guy who lives in my state says The Police ripped him off...

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  1. Grimlock_13

    Grimlock_13 Reformed Geewunner

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    The band, not law enforcement.

    http://www.fox12news.com/Global/category.asp?C=133665&nav=menu439_2_1

    Overview:
    The dude says he met The Police years ago when he lived in Nevada and hung out with them. Apparently he told them some of his life stories which supposedly became the songs 'Roxeanne' and 'Message in a Bottle'. He's taken lie detector tests which come out surprisingly in his favor, but naysayers point out it could obviously just be because he truly believes it too. There have been come people come forward to say they remember the instance, but the only people that have been on the actual news has been a creepy lady who couldn't speak much english.

    AT any rate, I've been following it on my local news the past few days. It's entertaining, whether true or not. Yay Idaho, home of the alleged crazies!
     
  2. Foster

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    Yep, he's crazy. Admitting you date hookers FTL.

    I'll bet he got the idea for Syncronicity II after seeing a Bigfoot skinny-dipping in an Idaho lake.
     
  3. Team Jetfire

    Team Jetfire Pop-POP!

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    I know how he feels.

    Limp Bizket stole my idea for 'Nookie'
     
  4. BigPrime3000

    BigPrime3000 Well-Known Member

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    So we should blame you?
     
  5. RoboticPlanet

    RoboticPlanet Exclusively Exclusive

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    Remember Sting in Dune? He may have lost a fight to pretty-boy Kyle MacLachlan (hey, that's my avy), but he could still fuck you up. Don't mess with Sting, nor tha Police.
     
  6. Foster

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    They should settle it with a crysknife fight.
     
  7. RandomFerret

    RandomFerret Fuzzy Forever

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    Man, there's a guy downtown swears the priests and politicians stole the shadows to hide their sins and that's why his jeans are ripped and fuck you for judging him. If you ever accidentally make eye contact with him, he starts screaming it at the top of his lungs and keeps going until you walk out of hearing range.

    Crazy people are crazy, whether the police stole your life story or the bus drivers stole your liver.
     
  8. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    I wonder if this guy is related to the guy in jail that keeps making national news with all the crazy lawsuits?
     
  9. jorod74

    jorod74 Psycholagnist (Ret.)

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    i can't remember, is this dude of yours the King of Pain, or the King of Suede?
     
  10. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    Sting stole my penis and has been flashing it around the internet like he's cool or something. Even kevin bacon's like whoa man

    He better keep it away from model airplanes
     

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