So, my wife attacked me tonight

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  1. TheIncredibleHulk

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    I came home from work tonight, and found my wife already in bed, asleep. Usually, I'll go in, kiss her on the head, then go out to the kitchen to get something to eat. Went to do that tonight, she jumps, lets out this sleep scream/wail and tries to grab me by the throat. I get her hands away from my neck and face and then she used her pillow as a shield against me. The whole time, I don't think she woke up. Must have been having a bad dream.
     
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    Wow. That's really unusual. Does she have a history of sleepwalking/nightmares or something? Does she know about it?
     
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    What are your thoughts on that exactly? Freaked out I assume, but what exactly? I don't know how to respond without really knowing what you're feeling
     
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    did she projectile vomit at you? if so, time to call the priest...
     
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    my wife does that too, but when shes awake.

    just stab her throat with the side of your hand, thatll slow her down.
     
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    I think its kinda funny now.

    She has usually has very vivid dreams. And when someone tries to scare her, they'll get a scream and probably punched in the face at the same time.

    I think it was just the reaction to whatever dream she was having. I think I came in at the wrong moment in her dream.
     
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    So what did she say/do after she woke up?
    Or she just continued to sleep as you slowly backed out of the room?
     
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    Don't worry, Jiggles and I do exorcisms. Well, actually all we've done is a handful of baptisms, and one failed bris, but I figure this can't be that difficult.
     
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    Did you ask her about it yet, or if she remembers doing it?
     
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    As far as I know, she hasn't woken up. I was out in the kitchen banging stuff around and she never got up. We'll see what happens when I go to bed in a few minutes lol
     
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    You should videotape it.
     
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    Be careful not to try anything else. If she's that pissed about a kiss, she might do some real damage. ;) 
     
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    Yea it sounds like you just disturbed her at the wrong time in her dream and she reacted involuntarily in her sleep.

    When she wakes up and you do talk to her about it, don't outright say what happened. Ask her if she had any bad dreams last night and see if she'll say she had a dream where she was being attacked. If she asks why just say she made a noise in her sleep or something, don't tell her she attacked you until after she tells you the dream or if she just can't remember it.
     
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    I'm an ordained minister, would that work?
     
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    If she starts eating your flesh, she may be a zombie.

    Or just really hungry and pissed you were in the kitchen making all that noise and didn't fix her something.
     
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    ...But I think KA is channeling Chuck Norris :lol 
     
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    My ex was like that, never woke up either as he was trying to squeeze the life out of me. I had to make sure his hands were never locked together if he had an arm anywhere near my neck when we went to bed. You can talk them down, like telling them to relax, go back to sleep, etc. Fighting rarely helps, as you found out.

    --Moony
     
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    my gf is a master of flailing sleep arms technique. i have quite a bruised thorax.
     

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