so my uni flatmate eggs my window

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  1. peeman

    peeman Well-Known Member

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    so last night i am sitting in my room having down work and hear a bang on my window only to find its been egged, it took me about an hour to clean properly

    anyway today i found out it was my flat mate but he doesn't know i know it was him and is pretending to be all helpful and it was just some random thug

    now most people would just let this go but i think this calls for some major major pranking/revenge

    so i need ideas and am opening the floor to the war office

    help me
     
  2. Prisoner1138

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    Prank as revenge?

    Windows aren't free to replace, not to mention the mess of cleaning the egg up, and what if it ruined your stuff?

    Go beat his ass.
     
  3. Erector

    Erector I ruined the Hall of Fame

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    You know where he keeps his underwear?

    Chilli powder.

    Problem solved.

    Or put tiger balm on his contact lenses / toothbrush
     
  4. kasper0v

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    Kill his family, deposit eggs (I would hard boil them, myself) into the eye sockets and mouthes of their corpses.
     
  5. peeman

    peeman Well-Known Member

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    ok thats abit far
     
  6. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    Make of video of you spanking it into the milk, but don't show him the video until after he drinks the milk.
     
  7. Star Sabre James

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    When he is asleep put his hand in a bucket of water. He will piss himself in his sleep.
     
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    Joe Moore Is Not Jim... Administrator

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    Plastic Container + Keys + Water + Freezer

    If you can fit his wallet in there then it's even better.
     
  9. Gnaw

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    All fantastic ideas :lol 

    Does he have a girlfriend? If so, do her.


    Then spank it in the milk.
     
  10. Spartan Prime

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    How do you know it was him?
     
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    Switch out the n and the m keys on his computer keyboard.
    Glue his textbooks shut or soak them in the bathtub then let them dry out.
    Cut the brakeline on his car.
     
  12. FreshDebesh

    FreshDebesh <b><font color=brickred>oye chak de phatte!</font> Veteran

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    Tell him you know it was him that pranked you and that when he's not suspecting it, you're gonna get him. It will drive him nuts just stressing over when you're gonna get him. Just watch him squirm and don't do anything. Just keep reitterating that your revenge is coming.
     
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    Give him a cake, then when he reaches for it, BREAK HIS WRIST
     
  14. TonyzCustomz

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    All these evil ideas. A nice swift kick to the nuts and then smash an egg on him. Works everytime.
     
  15. Vangelus

    Vangelus Long Live the New Flesh Moderator Content Contributor

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    Drop a cake, then tell him to pick it up.

    Then whether he leans down or not, throw a fieldgoal boot into his scrotum and bellow

    EGGS ARE UNBIRTHED CAKE, DON'T FUCKING WASTE CAKE YOU INGRATE MALCONTENT
     
  16. Foster

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    Then call him a nappy-head.
     
  17. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    kick him in the nuts.
     
  18. eyeballkid

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    Buy yoself an alien egg on the black market, then hide it in the closet and throw some dirty clothes on it. Just dont be around when the egg hatches. When the facehugger falls off, and he slowly becomes aware of his surroundings, offer him a cake. He will gladly eat all of it.

    Then break his wrist and kick him in the nuts.
     
  19. Foster

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    Speaking of aliens, did E.T. have some kind of space Down's Syndrome? He was kinda... slow.
     
  20. Mr. Jiggles

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    Get all the dudes on your floor to save their nail clippings, then throw them in his bed when he is sleeping.

    Or shit in his mouth.
     

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