So it begins...

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  1. jourdo

    jourdo TFW2005 Supporter

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    So, I'm reading my little girl a story before bed and the character talks about her boyfriend. Jokingly, I ask her if she has a boyfriend. She informs that yes she does. I laugh and ask who. She tells me Thomas, and that she is going to marry him. I ask her why. She comes back with, "because he is funny and would be funny with my kids." This is kindergarten BTW.

    Sigh... I now have to go beat-up Thomas. Nothing against him personally, but you gotta teach them young not to mess with your little girl.
     
  2. Pride21

    Pride21 Honor Wisdom Virtue

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    I have three nephews and a niece the youngest are 5 (twins) & the oldest is 16. It has been my experience that kids grow up and learn a lot faster then in the past. For the most part it does not seem like it's for the best.
     
  3. meetoblivion

    meetoblivion aka chazzy

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    make sure you bust his knee caps.
     
  4. ranoobu

    ranoobu I like fried chicken

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    Just tell Thomas if he doesn't leave your girl alone, the boogie man will come out of his closet.
     
  5. Eric

    Eric RIP AND TEAR!!!

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    Cripple that som'bitch for me.
     
  6. NIDARAM12

    NIDARAM12 Robot art guy

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    I used to LOL heartily at all of the freshman girls visiting college campus with their parents... everyone is so proud of everyone, so wide-eyed, so excited.

    I just think... just wait, dad, in a month or two your sweet little daughter is going to be laying topless at the wrong end of a beer bong with enough penis around her to make Jenna Jameson blush. ;) 

    They do grow up so fast.
     
  7. cannabisprime

    cannabisprime Well-Known Member

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    LOL; hire some kiddie goons to rough him up during recess.
     
  8. Team Jetfire

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    I can have my son come by and teach this Thomas kid a lesson...in pain. (He is in Grade 1)
     
  9. jourdo

    jourdo TFW2005 Supporter

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    I could use some hired goons. He'd be the right age to blend in well and bust him up during recess. What are his rates like?
     
  10. Foster

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    You're driving her right into his chubby little arms. :lol 
     
  11. Phy

    Phy I want... ROOM SERVICE!!

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    Careful jourdo, she might just be talking about the tank engine. You don't want to try and beat up a tank engine.
     
  12. lars573

    lars573 Well-Known Member

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    You know that they say. With a son you only have to worry about one prick. With a daughter you have to worry about all of them.
     
  13. Team Jetfire

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    He currently works for Pokemon cards, but he needs the 'practice' considering his sister will be starting up kindergarden next year :( 
     
  14. TrickyDisco

    TrickyDisco <b><font color=blue>Voted TFW2005's Sexiest Female

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    Awww, that's cute! And FYI, most girls and boys in kindergarten have something they call a boyfriend/girlfriend and it's totally meaningless and harmless. :lol  My friends, most of who have kids kindergarten-age, or work with children, know this. It'll pass, no worries. ;) 
     
  15. jorod74

    jorod74 Psycholagnist (Ret.)

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    i will make a trade- you help potty train my friend's little 4 year old bastard kid and i will have a heart to heart with the boy and make sure that he won't like girls for ten years.
    sound good?
     
  16. Methos

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    No worries??? Some kids are having sex before hitting 10!
     
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    Katamari Prime Hassan Chop! TFW2005 Supporter

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    Daddy's little coranary episode.
     
  18. Dinobot Nuva

    Dinobot Nuva Johnny 3 Tears Veteran

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    My niece was the same way back then.

    Even now, I gotta watch her back, too many guys got their eye on her now...
    DN
     
  19. Obvious Prime

    Obvious Prime Purple Repaint

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    Kick that Thomas's ass. Suprise push him the stares for me. And Skywarp. :lol 
     
  20. Tekkaman Blade

    Tekkaman Blade Professor of Animation

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    Man I missed out in elementary school then. Sad really.
     

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