So, I'm reading my little girl a story before bed and the character talks about her boyfriend. Jokingly, I ask her if she has a boyfriend. She informs that yes she does. I laugh and ask who. She tells me Thomas, and that she is going to marry him. I ask her why. She comes back with, "because he is funny and would be funny with my kids." This is kindergarten BTW. Sigh... I now have to go beat-up Thomas. Nothing against him personally, but you gotta teach them young not to mess with your little girl.