So is anyone here, I don't know, NORMAL?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Kickback, Mar 25, 2009.

  1. jtuarus

    jtuarus Prowls circutsu master TFW2005 Supporter

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    well i might be one or the farthest from normal i got quite a list so here it goes
    ok to start i have epilepsy,diabetes,psoriatic arthritis, esophigal cancer, hiatal hernia, central sleep apnea (this is the type that means ur brain isnt signaling your body to breathe when ur asleep)and i have clinicly died twice.
     
  2. Bryan

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    Holy shit.

    Guy, for what's it worth--and with issues like that, I know it probably isn't much--you're unhealthy, yeah, but the only thing abnormal about you is that you just stated the above without whining or moaning about it, which damn near everyone else here (shit, myself included) would've done if we were in your shoes.

    I know some of that stuff will never actually go away, but I hope you're able to manage it well.
     
  3. Crispy

    Crispy Active Member

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    No I am not being emo, you ignorant douchebag. I have been correctly diagnosed by two seperate doctors. I don't know who the hell you think you are to tell me that.
     
  4. Chrono Grimlock

    Chrono Grimlock Buttstuff Werewolf

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    I said wow. I believe Wreckie was joking...


    But I'm under the assumption there's far less normal people than ever now with the way people are blowing up and "leaving" the forum. YOU'RE NOT LEAVING ANYTHING IT'S THE SAME AS CLOSING THE BROWSER WINDOW.
     
  5. PyroniusRex

    PyroniusRex Banned

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    Nope, no diseases for me. I got Meningitis Bacterial 3 years ago, and the West Nile virus shortly after though. I am the most hyper of my friends and some of their doctors say they have ADD, yet according to my teachers who have taught a few ADD kids I don't (pisses me off when doctors diagnose any random person with ADD just to make money). So other than being 6' 1-2" at 13 I'm normal.
     
  6. girafeswordsman

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    I'm normal. Yay?
     
  7. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    I'M MENTALLY INSANE!!!!!!!!!!

    Okay...i'm not but i have ADHD.
     
  8. Alexander Quinn

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    I'ma spoon that with the red pills, then roll the bubble wrap under your peanut butter, son.

    Seriously though; half the people claiming they have ADD or OCD or 'can't go out in public because underpants scare me" disorder are just leeching off the ease in which the modern 'first world' allows its people to 'feel okay' about the fact that life sucks. The world is a hard place, so here, have some blue pills to make you happy, some green pills to make the air smell sweeter, some purple pills to make your libido roll out and some white pills to help your body digest MacDonalds.

    F*** the pills; just take a walk on a fair-weathered day and things will seem better. There is no normal, so don't feel about not being part of it.

    ...if that doesn't work, then light something on fire.

    Spoon.
     
  9. Sol Fury

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    I'm perfectly normal. Yep, normal as the come.

    Ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe...
     
  10. Brandon

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    I'm good.
     
  11. Wreckie

    Wreckie Holder of the Discomatrix

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    :) 

    Look up some of my earlier posts in this thread and tell me whether you think I'm being entirely serious or not.
     
  12. jorod74

    jorod74 Psycholagnist (Ret.)

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    I wasn't so normal.
    but after six months of licking Elmer's Glue and electro shock....

    just one question my doc wouldn't answer, though.

    Why does God sound like Dave Ramsey?
    he keeps talking to me every morning from 6-9 A.M. (except on weekends.)
    He tells me to put credit cards in a blender...

    that doesn't sound normal, does it?
     
  13. brianstowell

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    I'm good, for the most part. No pills or problems. I also don't drink, smoke, or use any other drugs.
     
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    I have no mental/medical issues.

    Call me 'Normo'.
     
  15. Vexza

    Vexza Nerdicon

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    I just can't do that looking at your avvie.
     
  16. Spoon

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    *Ahem*

    "She's a norm! All norms are our enemies!"

    5 points to whoever gets the reference.
     
  17. Wreckie

    Wreckie Holder of the Discomatrix

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    I see a Genesis of the Daleks quote. :)  I have the LP version of that story. BTW, quoting 35 year old Doctor Who stories isn't normal either.

    So are these points redeemable for anything?
     
  18. Spoon

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    Damn.

    That was quick.

    Points are redeemable for... Jelly babies?
     
  19. NemesisBruticus

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    Points are redeemable for....more points.