...and I thought it was actually a decent action flick. Sure, it could've used a full, slow pan of Scarlett Johansen's naked breasts, but...eh, you can't have everything. And the movie was unnecessarily too long, but those action scenes were great. I gotta give Bay props that he knows how to shoot a damn fine action sequence. If he can pull out all the stops on the TF movie and top the action sequences he's shot previously, it might still be worthwhile even if the plot sucks, or the dialog sucks, or the humans take up too much screen time. I'd also like to challenge a TF fan out there skilled in video editing to make a TFTM trailer with footage from "The Island." There are already two possibilities: - The truck that Steve Buscemi's character drives looks not unlike a smaller version of the flaming Prime alt mode as seen in pics from the TF movie set. - With a little creative photoshopping, the artsy "R" logo that crashes off the side of the building in one of the biggest action scenes could be modified to form the movie title "TRANSFORMERS".