So I visited a youth probation detention center today...

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  1. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    And had a gang member call me a 'fuckin' cracker' as he whipped his dick out at me.

    I thought it was pretty funny.

    Gotta love the youth of America.
     
  2. Rumble02

    Rumble02 Radicon of Obliticons

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    wow. thumbs up i guess
     
  3. EvaUnit13

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    :lol 
     
  4. pscoop

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    Sounds like he was just trying to make friends.
     
  5. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    I always wanted to hit someone's dick with a hammer.

    Is that strange?
     
  6. seeker311

    seeker311 The Collector

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    Youth detention center in my area is across the street from a mining facility. They get the smell of crap all day long. Now thats a punishment!
     
  7. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    Yeah, you gotta look on the bright side. Esp. considering that some of these kids are fourth generation douchebags with shit for parents (if they even know who they are).

    It's quite depressing actually...
     
  8. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    yes to the whipping out cock part, but if he really wanted to make friends he'd have said honky instead of cracker.
     
  9. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    :lolol 
     
  10. Gnaw

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    Not at all.

    I've always wanted to break someones knee Ong Bak style. Where you kick it from the side, and it breaks inward.
     
  11. Team Jetfire

    Team Jetfire Pop-POP!

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    :(  Doesn't he know that that is our word?
     
  12. Star Sabre James

    Star Sabre James <b>The JUICE</b> TFW2005 Supporter

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    Well, it sounds like you had a good day.
     
  13. EvaUnit13

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    I've always wanted to get choked against a wall by a guy bigger/fatter than me with a lot of people watching, then break his arms, start choking him, then smash his head through a glass window.

    Is that weird?
     
  14. Gnaw

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    Anything where we pull off awesome maneuvers and cause massive damage = not weird at all. I wish I was trained in Hand to Hand.
     
  15. ambushbug74

    ambushbug74 Stroke me, Stroke me! TFW2005 Supporter

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    Maybe your reputation precedes you and he was whipping it out to get your approval. Or you are such a beefcake that your pheromones just turned him on with out your knowing.
     
  16. EvaUnit13

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    So, beating a guy up with your penis that turned into a fist isn't weird, either?
     
  17. ambushbug74

    ambushbug74 Stroke me, Stroke me! TFW2005 Supporter

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    Yes it is wrong, your penis should never touch another man to cause pain, only pleasure. And that kids, is one to grow on!
     
  18. Gnaw

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    Maybe....I don't wanna know what you dream about :^)

    QFT.
     
  19. ambushbug74

    ambushbug74 Stroke me, Stroke me! TFW2005 Supporter

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    A penis is a privilege, not a right! Never wield your penis in anger.
     
  20. ShortCircuit

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    Man these new school noobs don't know what it takes to make a dollar anymore. Lazy, want it fast and easy. Not like the government is making it any easier. Theyve taken away welfare, claiming bankruptcy, food stamps, banned the game of tag, dodgeball, online gambling, and other shit I can't think of but there's more. All kids want to do is fricken play Halo all day, and chat on the Internet. Its sad. You can't go downtown to the club anymore for fear of getting shot. I see more Bums panhandling than EVER before, will I toss em a quarter??? HELL NOOOO! Theyve got a friggen pill for almost EVERYTHING these days, and its disgusting. We need to lay the smackdown on these damn kids these days like our parents did. But OH NOES, you better watch out or the "child protection" department will come after you cause youre a bad parent. OH NO GLOBAL WARMING!! Screw that, its time to look deeper into our culture, our economy is falling apart each day. The CEO's are getting mega-billions while were working our ASSES off at "the most dangerous job in America" cashiering overnights at Super America making more loot for the Owner of the franchise, while Wild Bill comes in with a gun and yells "Gimme all DA LOOT DAWGGG!!!" Well, poor old willy dick got caught and now he's mad at the "cracka" what a joke.
     

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