So a guy goes into a bank...

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  1. 03Mach1

    03Mach1 Reason Has No Voice

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    ...and robs the place. He proceeds home to his apartment. Meanwhile, his roommate calls the police and then there is a helicopter, police, fire, assualt rifles, shotguns, etc. And did I fail to mention he LIVES IN THE APARTMENT RIGHT NEXT TO MINE??? Yep, that's how I spent my morning. After hearing them bang on the door and declare themselves as the police, I peered through the peephole to see 3 police officers with there guns drawn. Eventually, the fool tried to slice his own throat in his bedroom but couldn't even do that right. It certainly was an interesting way to spend my day off today. So much for a nice quiet neghborhood.
     
  2. Omegatron

    Omegatron Mandatory Fun. Buy it now TFW2005 Supporter

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    Did you get any of the money?
     
  3. Los

    Los Now you see me...

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    Just kidding! Glad to know you were not harmed by your not-so-bright neighbor. That guy could have tried to break into your place to hide!
     
  4. MegaMoonMan

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    His roommate is an ASSHOLE.
     
  5. RandomFerret

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    Who the hell robs a bank and then GOES HOME?

    If you haven't already got a safehouse in the next province/state over, you're not prepared to rob a bank.
     
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    Bank Robbery, UR DOIN IT WRONG.

    wow. Crazy
     
  7. Aernaroth

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    That's almost as bad as this guy I know who racked up tons of purchases on his girlfriend's credit card without telling her about them and, being too much of a loser to manage his own funds or hold a decent job (which probably led to the situation in the first place), came up with a brilliant plan to solve his predicament: He was going to rob the convenience store 3 blocks from his house. So he grabs a kitchen knife, walks over, and holds the place up. I think he had a mask or something on, but I'm not even sure about that. So he gets a few hundred bucks, and then proceeds to WALK BACK HOME. Now, even if he DID wear a mask, he has a rather distinct body shape (like 6'3 and 300 pds), so Im pretty sure it didn't help even if he did.

    Anyway, long story short, the cops pick him up as he's walking home, he gets arrested, pleads temporary insanity or something stupid like that, gets sentenced to house arrest, and last I heard, his girlfriend was still with him.
     
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    Wow. I don't even know what I would do in that situation. You hear about that crap on the news daily, but it's weird thinking that the guy next door could just up and rob a bank and be dumb enough to go straight home.

    I think the only thing more inept he could have done was try to redeposit the money into his account right on the spot.

    On second thought, that would be pretty rowdy.
     
  9. 03Mach1

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    I'm just thankful he didn't have a 'going out' plan if he got caught. It would be an awful shame to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
     
  10. Team Jetfire

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    This was set up for fallure the moment that he decided to rob a bank.
     
  11. nkelsch

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    I would think if you are committing a major crime and live with a roommate, you would run it by him first.

    I mean, I think I would notice if my roommate has a sack full of hundreds of dollars and is splattered with dye packs. There is no way he can be like 'I didn't know he robbed a bank.'
     
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    :lolol 

    Seriously, the problem with these criminals is how little thought they put into these things.
     
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    Maybe if he wore tree camoflauge he could've snuck away
     
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    I like this plan.
     
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    It's a good thing they got the right apartment. Imagine if they were knocking on your door.
     
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    just wow
     
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    do people even plan crime any more?
     
  20. 03Mach1

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    I'm just grateful the dumb ass drove his own car. License plate+vehicle registration=accurate address!!
     

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