Skywarp....you are a DICK

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  1. guard convoy

    guard convoy The Big Daddy

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    i swear, the classics skywarp/ultra magnus two pack has caused me so much hell, moreso mr. skywarp

    i finally get my hands on a skywarp, for $50 shipped and he arrived today, i go to open the box and unwrap him and he decides to launch one of his nullrays and now i can't find it.....AND TO THINK I THOUGHT I COMPLETED THE SEEKERS
    ......i hate you skywarp, oh how i hate you
     
  2. xion14

    xion14 Well-Known Member

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    well I've had figures shoot off in my face also.
     
  3. hardreturn

    hardreturn Ian Reid

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    what a horrible story
     
  4. Gilgamesh

    Gilgamesh Mostly Harmless

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    Well, at least he didn't push you down the stairs...
     
  5. Sportimus

    Sportimus Well-Known Member

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    That's what mine likes to do. Gotta keep an eye on him...
     
  6. guard convoy

    guard convoy The Big Daddy

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    generations thunderwing so far is the only one who loves to do that, and one case, i was fiddling with him and talking to my brother and as i was talking he launched it and i caught it in my mouth :lol 

    i have torn my whole room apart looking for this missle and i can not find it ><
     
  7. Wyvern

    Wyvern Velvet Sanchez

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    At least he didn't break at first transformation.
     
  8. UnicronFTW

    UnicronFTW Don't blink.

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    Maybe it shot into your mouth, down your throat, and into your stomach.
    Check your poop for purple objects...



    :dunce 
     
  9. ExVeeBrawn

    ExVeeBrawn You Are Out of Range

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    ...and then consult your doctor, since Skywarp's missile is black.
     
  10. guard convoy

    guard convoy The Big Daddy

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    i guess if i can't find it i'll have to go pick up another generations dirge to grab a missle off......but i have went through everything and i can not find it
     
  11. Wyvern

    Wyvern Velvet Sanchez

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    I bet I could find it..
     
  12. SPLIT LIP

    SPLIT LIP AKA Beve Stuscemi

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    lol...

    ...and extra lol!

    If worse comes to absolute worse, I'm sure you can find a KO's missile on here for pennies.
     
  13. The Dark Seeker

    The Dark Seeker Well-Known Member

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    I'll bet that when you stop looking for it.....you'll find it. That's how skywarp works......
     
  14. Overhaulimus

    Overhaulimus Sword of Fury!

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    Ha! That's what ya get for not respecting Skywarp.

    Anyways, I've had something similar happen, when Universe 1.0 Nemesis Prime came out, I grabbed the only one the Target had, got home and was excited to show my best friend. He had no clue who the character was, hell at the time none of us really did, all we knew he was an evil Optimus. So I'm showing all of the weapons that he has, and BLAMO! One of his hip missiles fires off and catches me in the eye. So, we work past that and I'm showing my best friend the Matrix in his chest, I turned him so he could see and WHAM! His other hip missile fires off and catches my best friend in the face.

    So, a little while later, Nemmy is sitting on the shelf in my room at the time, me and my best friend are playing my PS2, and Nemmy's BFG goes off pegging me in the top of the head and then bounces over and pegs my friend in the head.

    To this day, I never arm Nemmy Prime, that MOFO is out to get me because my Optimus fanboy status.
     
  15. The Dark Seeker

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    LOL....well he isn't the "evil" Prime for nothing :D 
     
  16. guard convoy

    guard convoy The Big Daddy

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    in addition to getting skywarp in the mail a package from HTS came containing animated lugnut and sidearm sideswipe, lugnut has two of the right heelspurs oh his right foot and sidearm sideswipe has a stressmark on his "ear" like EVERY SINGLE DAMN movie sideswipe i buy gets....today has sucked
     
  17. iron maniac

    iron maniac Help Uncle Sixshot, Help!

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    Get a set of Darkov's null rays, they look better anyway:

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  18. Ash from Carolina

    Ash from Carolina Junior Smeghead

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    I'm guessing you didn't get the instructions with Skywarp that warns you his toy missiles have built in warp technology.
     
  19. ronin0510

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    Maybe you guys should be careful how you handle your toys. Maybe when you're playing with them dont look down so you don't catch a shot to the face! LOL
     
  20. 46+2

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    :lolol  WHAT???!!! :lol 

    this brought tears to my eyes!
     

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