Simulation complete

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  1. Ace Convoy

    Ace Convoy Well-Known Member

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    The Dark Seeker Well-Known Member

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    Oh great....moments before I die, I get to have my arm rubbed by a piece of machinery. Not sure.....how that's supposed to make me feel better.
     
  3. Noideaforaname

    Noideaforaname Pico, let's go up to Zuma

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    tikgnat Baweepgranaweepninnybong. TFW2005 Supporter

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    If my loved ones got me one of those on my deathbed instead of hot strippers I'll get up and smack them around the face before expiring.
     
  5. Pravus Prime

    Pravus Prime Wields Mjolnir!

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    So much to comment on! Limiting myself:

    1. I'd be more inclined to keep living, just to get that damn thing away from me.

    2. "Simulation Complete. Please leave the room for the next patient." made me LOL. Uhh, robot, She's dead. She's not going to get up and do anything. Cue Monty Python sketch... (Yes, I know, simulation and all that, but still, LOLs)
     
  6. TrueNomadSkies

    TrueNomadSkies Airachnid's ratservant

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    Hahah

    This makes me think of that scene in Dirty Work where Pops on his death bed keeps asking if they brought him a whore :lol 
     
  7. Starfire22

    Starfire22 Wall crawling menace!

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    :lolol 
     
  8. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    Given the choice I'd rather expire without the emotionless machine touching me up like a serial killer pervert.
     
  9. GFH

    GFH The G Squad

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    I'd rather have the strippers, that thing is way creepy.
     
  10. TrueNomadSkies

    TrueNomadSkies Airachnid's ratservant

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    I'd probably just rather have someone make sure that my toys are forever kept outa the clammy hands of children.
     
  11. Galaxy Convoy

    Galaxy Convoy Well-Known Member

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    "Yeah, that's right dance for Daddy. Dance for-hhhhuuuuunnnnnngh....!"

    *Doctor leans over and checks pulse. Looks up a moment later*

    "He's dead, Jim".

    :p 
     
  12. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    the hell with strippers, get me an hooker, im would be dying, what the hell would it matter if i get a v.d. on my deathbed?
     
  13. tfmad2010

    tfmad2010 Oh Hai Internet!

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    But if it's your last one, it might as well be a good one. A hooker would only give you a C+ satisfaction. :p 
     
  14. SPLIT LIP

    SPLIT LIP AKA Beve Stuscemi

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    The suicide booth from Futurama had to start somewhere...
     
  15. TrueNomadSkies

    TrueNomadSkies Airachnid's ratservant

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    You mean from something other than brilliant writing & ideas? :D 
     
  16. JazzHunter83

    JazzHunter83 Mrs FatalT

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    Haha! I think i'd do the same thing :p  At least get me a tall dark and handsome masseuse to rub my arm as I cark it!
     
  17. Gordon_4

    Gordon_4 The Big Engine

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    Like Red Fox said of his father, he came and went at the same time :p 
     
  18. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    They'll probably just give the robot a dusky paintjob and send it in to you. Maybe with a balloon tied to the top with a face drawn on it.

    Medical staff: "She's near death, she probably won't notice the difference."

    JazzHunter83 (delirious): "Hello, handsome. Come sit next to momma..."

    Robot: *BEEP!*

    :p 
     

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