Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Ace Convoy, Jun 8, 2012.
This deathbed robot is like having GLaDOS for a nurse
....I'd rather die alone thank you
Oh great....moments before I die, I get to have my arm rubbed by a piece of machinery. Not sure.....how that's supposed to make me feel better.
I can't help but think of this, except the opposite:
Zim - Zim Born - YouTube
If my loved ones got me one of those on my deathbed instead of hot strippers I'll get up and smack them around the face before expiring.
So much to comment on! Limiting myself:
1. I'd be more inclined to keep living, just to get that damn thing away from me.
2. "Simulation Complete. Please leave the room for the next patient." made me LOL. Uhh, robot, She's dead. She's not going to get up and do anything. Cue Monty Python sketch... (Yes, I know, simulation and all that, but still, LOLs)
This makes me think of that scene in Dirty Work where Pops on his death bed keeps asking if they brought him a whore
Given the choice I'd rather expire without the emotionless machine touching me up like a serial killer pervert.
I'd rather have the strippers, that thing is way creepy.
I'd probably just rather have someone make sure that my toys are forever kept outa the clammy hands of children.
"Yeah, that's right dance for Daddy. Dance for-hhhhuuuuunnnnnngh....!"
*Doctor leans over and checks pulse. Looks up a moment later*
"He's dead, Jim".
the hell with strippers, get me an hooker, im would be dying, what the hell would it matter if i get a v.d. on my deathbed?
But if it's your last one, it might as well be a good one. A hooker would only give you a C+ satisfaction.
The suicide booth from Futurama had to start somewhere...
You mean from something other than brilliant writing & ideas?
Haha! I think i'd do the same thing At least get me a tall dark and handsome masseuse to rub my arm as I cark it!
Like Red Fox said of his father, he came and went at the same time
They'll probably just give the robot a dusky paintjob and send it in to you. Maybe with a balloon tied to the top with a face drawn on it.
Medical staff: "She's near death, she probably won't notice the difference."
JazzHunter83 (delirious): "Hello, handsome. Come sit next to momma..."
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