Simmons Appreciation Thread

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  1. Tampalicious

    Tampalicious Tribe of Roadimus

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    "Tell Megatron, let's tango."


    "One Man!! Betrayed by the country he loves!"

    (I just saw he has a action figure of him with his scarf!! Oh my lord, I gotta get that Im sorry thats just too funny!)

    I thought he was annoying in the first one. When he was Robo Warrior in ROTF I was like "groan, not this guy" but he was friggin hilarious Im sorry!

    "Do NOT...! Tempt my addiction!"

    Im sure theres some Im forgetting, like when he gets on the radio and yokes the Navy guy. Classic. "I am under the enemy's scrotum"
     
  2. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    His character actually got better as the movies progressed.

    And dutch worked great as a ploy in the latest one.

    One man!
     
  3. Sideswipe94

    Sideswipe94 Autobot

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    The picture of him in Egypt made me LOL :lolol . One man! Alone! :lol 
     
  4. HennepinCrawler

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    He's way less annoying in this one. Thank Primus.
     
  5. uruseiranma

    uruseiranma Well-Known Member

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    The one time I ever really liked Simmons was in ROTF when he basically said something 'smart' in order to get the story going:

    "Let's not get episodic, okay, old-timer? Beginning, middle, end. Facts, details. Condense: Plot. Tell it!"

    At least Mearing gave Dutch a 'good job' for his computer skills, whereas Simmons talked like, 'kid never would have figured out what to do if it wasn't for the Sim-ster.'
     
  6. Starscreamownz

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    Yeah. We all love Simmons. him and his ass.
     
  7. Silk Spectre

    Silk Spectre The Evil Queen

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    Simmons is really the only over-the-top character I can not only tolerate, but actually like.

    So many of those other jokers weren't needed.
     
  8. SPLIT LIP

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    Simmons is the heart of the movie.
     
  9. Tripredacus

    Tripredacus K-Mart-ian Legend

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    I didn't care for him in the first movie, probably because he was kinda like the enemy of sorts. Definately changed my mind about him in the last two tho.
     
  10. Torque

    Torque The WORDSMITH

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    always liked Simmons, always makes me laugh
     
  11. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    I always loved Simmons he's so funny and crazy. Dutch too.


    Did you know he was originally going to be played by Steven Seagel.
     
  12. Overlord Balder

    Overlord Balder Voices Slugslinger!

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    "Tell Megatron...It's time to Tango."

    GOD DAMN'IT I love this guy!
    These movies should be around HIM, not that whiney teenager whose name I forgot.
     
  13. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    Oh God Yes.

    Simmons is the greatest human being since Ronald Reagan and Liam Neeson.
     
  14. McBradders

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    Simmons :bowdown: 
     
  15. UnicronFTW

    UnicronFTW Don't blink.

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    I love simmons.
     

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