silly things done to impress a girl?

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  1. jorod74

    jorod74 Psycholagnist (Ret.)

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    i tried to impress a girl by sending her flowers.
    but what made it silly was what i did by accident. i went into a flower shop in Dothan, AL. placed the order to send them to her in Tuscaloosa, ~3.5 - 4 hours away. the florist told me they would be there same day.

    i left there, ate lunch, got so anxious to know how she'd react, that i decided to drive up there.
    i BEAT the delivery by 15 minutes!!!

    walked into where she worked (i worked there with her as well) and was talking to someone else when i saw the bouquet being carried down the hall.

    she liked it. but man, it was silly to drive 200 miles just to see her reaction.

    you guys had any bright ideas like that? lol.
     
  2. Optimus Vader

    Optimus Vader Banned

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    During my college years I thought I'd impress a girl by pounding almost a full bottle of 99 Bananas. I woke up the next morning on the front lawn with my shirt off and one shoe missing. No one was impressed.
     
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    firehawc_69 cloppers = ignore list

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    When I was stationed in Germany, I jumped over a 3 story balcony hanging onto the rail to "impress/bewilder/freak out?" a girl on the floor below that I was hitting on all night but decided to take home some pretty-boy that looked like Jacob from Twilight. I was drunk. I'm glad my buddy Frank lived on the same floor cause he heard my cries for help and pulled me back up.
     
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    When I first met my wife it was at my nieces graduation years ago. I was so impressed with how smart she was and beautiful, I thought i would be able to impress her. Now I am 6'6 275 pounds and built like a brickhouse (well at that time). So my niece brought her outside and told her watch what my uncle does. I took her car and started to lift the back of it quite a few times as if i am lifting weights. So she comes up to me with a straight face and said "If this is supposed to impress me, its not working." I was in such shock I dropped the car, and it dropped so hard her back window shattered. I was needless to say embarrassed, she smiled and said "Oh great now what do I do" I said "Go to dinner with me" she smiled and said "OK". and by the way we went to dinner that same night, and while we were at dinner I had her window replaced. The rest is history and years later I still try to impress her, but she says stay away from the car. I love that woman more everyday.
     
  5. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    "Don't open that closet, NOOOOOOOOO!"
     
  6. Leadfoot

    Leadfoot The Strongest.

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    It's a wonder you didn't die. And hey, you never know. You could have had a night of wild sex and not remember any of it.

    I've done a lot of dumb shit to impress girls, but it's all part of one's development.
     
  7. megatronatlas

    megatronatlas Well-Known Member

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    Well another story I have is on my 19 birthday, I got my first tattoo. Alot of my friends that were girls knew about it. Well after high school I ran into a girl i had the hots for back in school (she was also one of my best friends). To catch up we went to lunch, during the conversation she asked about the tattoo, I said what do you want to know. She asked is it realy where everyone said it was. I said yes. she asked if she could see it. i said what no movie or dinner. she said ok a movie then afterwards I want to see that tattoo, I said ok. If any of you have seen the movie "Down Periscope" you know where this is going. Well after dinner we went back to her place and I showed her the tattoo. We dated for almost a year because of it. The Tattoo says " Welcome Aboard" and yes it hurt like a son of a gun. Well when my wife and i were dating we waited to see where things were going before we took the next step. after six months we went the next step and ever since everyonce in awhile my wife will say "Dive Dive Dive"

    Take my advice Never get a tattoo in that spot
     
  8. Farrk

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    Slept with her cousin. I don't know what I was thinking.
     
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    getoninja 1# Porno Moderentor

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    I was traveled to the Fifth Dimension
     
  10. megatronatlas

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    Wait until she catches you with her...Mother. then see how stupid you feel. But her mother was hot so why not.
     
  11. Farrk

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    her mother was neither smart nor attractive. The cousin was though, his hair was so awesome.
     
  12. tfmad2010

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  13. Farrk

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    Well, one should expect attractiveness or intelligence at the very least. Not sure why that's surprising though :/
     
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    tfmad2010 Oh Hai Internet!

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    The fact that you said "his" O_O.
     
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    I hit another car with my moms car when I went to get a card for this girl I liked. Backed out of the driveway and hit the car parked on the other side of the street. Funny thing is, my brother had parked my car there instead of in the driveway. I still blame him to this day.

    Chuck
     
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    Oh. Yeah, he was lovely, she's one of my closest friends. All worked out.
     
  17. moreprimeland

    moreprimeland Optimus told me to do it! Moderator TFW2005 Supporter

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    smh :lol 
     
  18. tfmad2010

    tfmad2010 Oh Hai Internet!

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    *Brain explodes*
     
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    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    What is this, the 1950s? Guys doing things with guys is totally commonplace now.

    *edit*

    Oh, right. Silliest thing I did to impress a girl was to buy her every elephant stuffed animal I could find for her birthday, because she adored elephants. She opens the box, sees all the elephants in varying shapes, sizes, and levels of cuteness, looks at me and says "What the hell am I supposed to do with these?"
     
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  20. tfmad2010

    tfmad2010 Oh Hai Internet!

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    Nothing wrong with that but seing as this is a thread about impressing girls....

    Which I should contribute too but alas, I don't have any.
     

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