Should a girl care what I'm like?

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  1. Spiderus Prime

    Spiderus Prime TFW Spongebob since 2007

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    I'm being a lone time,and I don't have a girlfriend. Chould I get one to know facts about witch one, or Still lone for a long long time.
     
  2. Kando

    Kando Well-Known Member

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    You do this on purpose, right?
     
  3. jourdo

    jourdo TFW2005 Supporter

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    I have no idea what you said, so I will go with: pineapple.
     
  4. Death333

    Death333 Otherwise known as Dx3

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    Throw some Dolph Lundgren on that and we've got a winner!
     
  5. Gigatron_2005

    Gigatron_2005 President of Calendars

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    Im guessing you should just pay some shady Russian business to bring a woman over from their country. She wont know anything about you since she wont speak any english, and you can use that advantage to woo her.

    Also, make sure they put air holes in the crates they ship them over in. Damn racket; I never did get my money back.
     
  6. Mechafire

    Mechafire Veteran TFW2005 Supporter

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    In b4 cool story bro.
     
  7. Cory Bauer

    Cory Bauer Well-Known Member

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    You don't have to worry about having a girlfriend until you learn to read and write.
     
  8. smkspy

    smkspy is one nice fucking kitty

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    I said it before, and I'll say it again. Louisiana's edumacation system is tops!
     
  9. DaraRex2.0

    DaraRex2.0 I'd totally eat the leaf

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    ask Cleverbot, he'll know :) 
     
  10. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    you will never get laid.
     
  11. FreshDebesh

    FreshDebesh <b><font color=brickred>oye chak de phatte!</font> Veteran

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  12. Orion_Prime48

    Orion_Prime48 Super Sentai Purist

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    ahhh good ole Spiderus :rolleyes2 
     
  13. ORIO

    ORIO Plant-Based Bot Super Mod News Staff

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    Yes? I mean No? ...spork?
     
  14. NGW

    NGW Rawr

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    How convenient, neither does he.

    I seriously am still confused over the whole Spiderus thing. I mean, is he young, is Louisiana's education system really that bad, does he just not care, or is he...special?
     
  15. Sizzle

    Sizzle Sparkabot

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    I'm willing to bet that Spiderus eventually gets a chick that's hotter than all ours put together.

    The universe is, after all, patently unfair, and Spiderus is probably hung like a black rhino.
     
  16. NGW

    NGW Rawr

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    Them southern genes.

    That's where all them brain cells go.
     
  17. TheIncredibleHulk

    TheIncredibleHulk Find Gary Busey!

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    Spinach Bicycle?
     
  18. alecgates15

    alecgates15 DK is Triple Hitler

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    With some pancake too.
     
  19. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    Spiderus is a sexy beast, I don't know what woman wouldn't want him.
     
  20. a person

    a person Is not amused.

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    Special. Like, actually.
     
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