"I'm having a Makers Mark, you want one? What? 7up? I ain't mixing fucking makers with 7up. Might as well put a lil' fucking umbrella in it" epic
Me neither, brohem. But before we parted ways my father left me with some precious nuggets, such as: (On the topic of me not dating a girl who was underage) "If they're old enough to bleed, they're old enough to butcher." And... "Women, can't live with 'em... What? That's where that saying should end." Something tells me the father from the threads title and my old man would get along well...
I should make one for my father, he should be considered mentally incompetent but my mom says we need him around or we couldn't have nice things . ~~~ Something he does almost every day: *dad opens door let's cat out* walks to another door, stands with his head out the door looking all around "Where is Patches?" *looks in the house "Have you seen Patches today? Where can he be?" Either me or my mother inform him he just let the cat out. He goes "oh" and continues looking before getting bored and walking away. Oh this one was great, the other day my neighbor told us squirrels got into his roof, and he was going to have to close up a whole near the gutter. My dad says "make sure you get the eggs out of their nest first".... Squirrel eggs. Oh when I first got my horse my dad got mad that I didn't buy any meat to feed the horse O_O. I had to convince one of my neighbors to explain herbavores to my dad, he still doesn't get it to this day. He can't figure out how to turn the TV on. ~~~~ The worst part is the guy's a NYPD. >_> Yeah that's the type of guy I want weilding a loaded pistol. I mean this is mildly entertaining stuff
i dont really know much of twitter. but i do know DC,SP and ILD need a positive male role-model. you wanna my dad? he's witty as hell and had a rather interesting life. this twitter dad could be enlighten by my dad if they met.
my dad is usually sitting down on the couch and watching only two channels: ESPN Classic and Showtime.
“You touched that god damned biscuit. Bullshit, I saw you touch it….I don’t give a shit about your evidence, this isn’t a court of law." This is exactly the kind of crazy shit I hear whenever I'm around my family
