Shia LaBeouf interviewed in June issue of Playboy

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Motor_Master, May 4, 2009.

  1. netkid

    netkid Where's my Goddamn shoe!

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    Now I'm starting to appreciate when they tell movie stars exactly what to say in interviews, even if it is the same old regurgitated shit that you read about in a previous interview 2 months prior.

    I mean Christ, does he even realize what he's saying sometimes? And yeah, I bet his Mom would just LOVE to read that in an interview, knowing that now everyone will know about her naked escapades and nudie get togethers with the local neighborhood "enchantresses" scribbling shit all over each other's buckness and chanting for the arrival of "Znargnornth, the destroyer of worlds, third overlord of the 5th Sun Zneballha."

    That right there is just GRREEEAAAT parenting! And boy does it show!
     
  2. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    That kid's living the dream life. Lucas probaly wishes he casted him as Vader instead of that emo dude
     
  3. Gingerchris

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    Parental nudity might explain how he got his name.

    She In La Buff.

    Has he got any sisters? They might like to start getting worried right about now.
     
  4. Erector

    Erector I ruined the Hall of Fame

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    This boy fucking terrifies me.
     
  5. Dark Ramjet

    Dark Ramjet Waiting patiently

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    The sad thing is he probably thinks he's paying his mother a complement and the sick thing is she'll probably take it as one. Yuck
     
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    It's fun for the whole family!
     
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    WIN.

    FAIL.

    ....because it's most likely true.
     
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    ILoveDinobot You can, you up. No can, no BB.

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    I won't believe this is true unless I see it in an article....




    ...or TMZ.
     
  10. rattrap007

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    Who was the actress who gave an Oscar speech about her brother and made out with him?

    Anyway yeah Shia is a little creepy. No Bow Chicka bow wow for mommy.
     
  11. Creaky

    Creaky King of Puppies

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    Kinky.

    Actually wait, no... no it isn't. In fact I feel slightly ill at the thought of those two... glistening with sweat... grinding up against each other... for the mistletoe kiss...



    #whilhelm scream#


    And you people say I have poor choice in women?
     
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    Wow now that is shocking wonder what she looks like. Probably got plenty of MILF jokes
     
  13. Creaky

    Creaky King of Puppies

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    See earlier pages... :O
     
  14. Motor_Master

    Motor_Master Lets the balls touch

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    Wow some women don't age gracefully.
     
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    You know, if anyone ever needs to 'Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts...' then that's all you need.
     
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    The same company, is it not?
     
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    Ethereal A Sad Flareon

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    There are articles in Playboy?
     
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    Yeah, last time I checked.
     
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    Shia must have a very special set of rose-tint glasses when he looks at his mom.