Sheryl Crow: one square of TP per bathroom trip

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  1. Tenebrouser

    Tenebrouser Craft...or is it crap?

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    Here's the brilliance, in all it's glory:

    "Crow (4/19, Springfield, Tenn.): I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required."
     
  2. Thundercracker

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    Note to Sheryl: TMI
     
  3. Tenebrouser

    Tenebrouser Craft...or is it crap?

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    Maybe Lance Armstrong ditched her because she smells like poop.
     
  4. Skor

    Skor I HATE U TRASH MONSTAAAR! TFW2005 Supporter

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    Clearly Sheryl has never partaken in a Guinness and Meat Pie pub crawl otherwise she'd say no such thing!
     
  5. Deefuzz

    Deefuzz Beard On! Beardmaster! Veteran

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  6. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    Yeah, that's kinda dumb.
     
  7. MegaPrime33

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    I guess she doesn't know how to use the 3 sea shells.
     
  8. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    Well, it's easy for her to say that. Everyone knows that girls don't poop.
     
  9. Tenebrouser

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    Either they don't poop or they sneak away in the middle of the night when everybody else is sleeping and let loose.
     
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    They recycle it. Those less efficient at this then expel it as false statements to lure unsuspecting men into getting engaged to them.

    Or maybe that was just with me.
     
  11. Hotspot17

    Hotspot17 Search and Rescue: Vet

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    There's a ton of better ways of saving the planet. Not wiping your butt clean isn't one of them.
     
  12. Foster

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    That's true, but Sheryl Crow is just Tom Petty in drag.
     
  13. Raz

    Raz Flamethrower TFW2005 Supporter

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    Shes gone to plaid.
     
  14. Laser_Optimus

    Laser_Optimus Your opinion was noted. Now get lost. TFW2005 Supporter

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    So, not wiping is supposed to save trees? Is it just me or does everyone in the music/movie/hollywood area act like some kind of hippie conservative lately?

    Don't get me wrong. I'm all for saving the world, but not wiping my arse to do so is a very bad idea. Sure, we'd save the trees, but we still wouldn't be able to breath because of everyone's arse stench! And where does it end Sheryl?! Next you're going to want us to bath only once a week to conserve water like my nasty mother-in-law! We'll all die because we won't be able to smell anything other than our own B.O.! :lol 
     
  15. MegaPrime33

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    Yeah, I dont get the spaceballs reference for this.
     
  16. RandomFerret

    RandomFerret Fuzzy Forever

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    I've met Sheryl Crow.

    I don't think I could do that again now.
     
  17. Foster

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    We should all get into butt-dragging, like cats.
     
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    You will make a damn fine President some day.
     
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    Ktulu Whoosh TFW2005 Supporter

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    You are correct.
     
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    Hound_Dawg Shinki,Braves,TF's Oh my!

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    Demolition Man reference FTW
     

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