She'd be a dead lay anyway...

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  1. adamthered

    adamthered Reads comics. Starts shit

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    http://www.startribune.com/local/24179694.html

     
  2. Omnius

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    Dead girls don't say no.
     
  3. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    Just be sure to remember to bring the aquarium heater.
     
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    And a LOT of KY
     
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    Is a person still a person after they die, or are they just rotting meat?
     
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    What the fu....


    REALLY
    ?

    That's a lonely and desperate sumbitch.

    ....really?

    GAH!
     
  7. Team Jetfire

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    Picking up girls at funerals...YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
     
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    What would you do if your friend came up to you and was like "help me dig this chick up so I can screw her".
     
  9. Predaking

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    I am confused.. so they couldn't remove the concrete vault to get to the corpse, yet still got charged with sexual assalt?


    And having sex with dead people = major loser.
     
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    [​IMG]

    ..or shovels for that matter...
     
  11. Jeremy.B

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    :lol 

    I would find a new friend

    That is epic.

    This thread is WIN
     
  12. Motor_Master

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    Fixed :thumb 

    I'm with you there. As they actually never got to the body, I would think the only charges that would stick, would be related to attempting to illegally exhume a body... maybe attempted sexual assault, but I guess it's all in how the law is written.
     
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    And who wants to get laid with their twin brother present?
     
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    What I'm curious to know is who voted that necrophilia was a-ok and why.
     
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    No amount of KY can make this right...
     
  16. shibamura_prime

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    Sounds like someone took the phrase "Live Hard, Die Young, and Leave a Beautiful Corpse" a little too far.
     
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    The thing is, she died in a motorcycle accident. Given the circumstances of her death, I would think a normal person would assume it was a closed casket funeral and she probably got turned into hamburger.

    If you're gonna do it, look for a drowning victim, sheesh. :lol 
     
  18. Predaking

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    No way... they are usually bloated and smelly. I'd look for a OD victim.
     
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    Are we really arguing what death would create a better lay? :lol 
     
  20. rattrap007

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    Yes..

    I'd go with suffocation. Unharmed body...
     

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