Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by adamthered, Jul 9, 2008.
Dead girls don't say no.
Just be sure to remember to bring the aquarium heater.
And a LOT of KY
Is a person still a person after they die, or are they just rotting meat?
What the fu....
That's a lonely and desperate sumbitch.
Picking up girls at funerals...YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
What would you do if your friend came up to you and was like "help me dig this chick up so I can screw her".
I am confused.. so they couldn't remove the concrete vault to get to the corpse, yet still got charged with sexual assalt?
And having sex with dead people = major loser.
..or shovels for that matter...
I would find a new friend
That is epic.
This thread is WIN
I'm with you there. As they actually never got to the body, I would think the only charges that would stick, would be related to attempting to illegally exhume a body... maybe attempted sexual assault, but I guess it's all in how the law is written.
And who wants to get laid with their twin brother present?
What I'm curious to know is who voted that necrophilia was a-ok and why.
No amount of KY can make this right...
Sounds like someone took the phrase "Live Hard, Die Young, and Leave a Beautiful Corpse" a little too far.
The thing is, she died in a motorcycle accident. Given the circumstances of her death, I would think a normal person would assume it was a closed casket funeral and she probably got turned into hamburger.
If you're gonna do it, look for a drowning victim, sheesh.
No way... they are usually bloated and smelly. I'd look for a OD victim.
Are we really arguing what death would create a better lay?
I'd go with suffocation. Unharmed body...
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