Lord of the Pranks 2: The Two Tuneups Skywarp: Greetings folks, I'm PVC Skywarp, and it's time for another hilarious prank. I slipped some of this "happy juice" into Screamer's energon, so he won't be waking up anytime soon. Starscream: *ZZzzzzZZZZzzZZZZ...* Skywarp: Here we have a can of tuna, all ready to open. And bonus, it's slightly smoked! Skywarp: Now that we've got the can open, we rub the liquid ALLLLLLLLL over any exposed areas...then we wait... Starscream: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP! Get these things OFF ME!!!!!
Lord of the Pranks 2.5: Fallout Starscream: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP! Cats: meow. *lick lick lick* Starscream: STOP THAT! You're goona take off all my paint! Sheba: Erowr. Sheba: Rowr. Cats: mrowr. Starscream: Oh thank god, they're leaving... Sheba: *lick lick lick lick* Starscream: Hey cut that out! Sheba: Do you want those cats coming back? Starscream: Of course not! Sheba: Then you'd better hold still and let me lick you clean, or they WILL be back! You've got tuna-scent all over you! Starscream: *sigh* Fine... Sheba: *purr* Cats: meeeoooowwww! Skywarp: NO! Stay away! HELP! Sheba: Looks like the culprit is revealed! Starscream: Serves him right, too.
Since they couldn't go camping for real... Skywarp: Me and TC may not have been allowed to go camping for real, but we can have our own little camping vacation right here. Gundam Zero: If anyone suggests singing "Koom-bay-ya" around the campfire, I'll punch them right in the face plates, so help me. Thundercracker: So what should we do next? Skywarp: Drinking game! Drinking game! I'll get the Duff! Thundercracker: *glug glug* Heyyyy, this stuff's the greatest! Skywarp: You said it! Now, here's the game! Everytime the dog barks, take a drink! If Lassie whines, take two drinks! Lassie: Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof! Movor: But there's only two cans, we'll have to take turns! Gundam: I'm not going near this game. Little Domi: Ooooh, that's a lot of drinks to catch up on...*glug glug glug glug* Skywarp (slurred): Hey, I got an idea! Domi, fire this cannon at Thundercracker! Little Domi: Okay! Thundercracker: Wait! Thundercracker (slurred): Now I have a cannon too! Let's fire at the same time and see if they cancel each other out! Gundam: Umm, guys... Little Buddy (hidden): NOOOOOOO! Skywarp: Don't listen to Captain Bringdown and the Buzz Kill Brigade! FIRE! Thundercracker: Owwww... Skywarp: *groan* Little Domi: ugh.... Little Buddy: I KNEW this was going to be a bad idea! Gundam: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
The end of "Hackey Lackout" Gundam: Game on! *note: This comic has been brought to you by the return of NHL Hockey. As soon as I fashion some sort of tiny hockey sticks (and use a tiny travel checker for a puck), I can take pictures of TFs playing recreational hockey! Watch Incomplete Dirge get 5 mins for boarding cuz he "left his feet."
Too Good to be true? Sheba: *purrrrrrrr* Starscream: zzZZzzZzzzz... Koby Fish: Huh? Something's wrong here! He's TOO QUIET! Why isn't he yelling and screaming for you to get OFF him? Sheba: Look over there. Koby Fish: Oh. That explains it.
This takes him back... time for more random silliness! Starscream: AAAAAAGH! GET THIS THING OFF ME! Starscream: ERRRRRRAHHHHH! Thundercracker: *snicker* Skywarp: Old friend of yours, Screamer? Starscream: Shut up.
The Philosopher on the Throne of Truth & Justice Hound: Why are Decepticons so mean? Why are humans so small? Why are IPOD commercials so weird? If Gears was a Decepticon, would he last 5 minutes with that mouth of his? *sigh* I wish I had something to read while I'm sitting here. Offscreen voice: HEY HOUND GET OFF THE POT ALREADY! Hound: I'm going, I'm going...
Koby's Birthday Party Here's some more insanity! Sept. 7th was Koby Fish's 13th Birthday. The pictures finally came back. All: Happy Birthday, fish! Koby Fish: OK so what did everyone bring me? Sheba: This was from all us stuffed animals. We pooled our dough and got you your favorite seasonal treat: Chinese Moon Cakes! Koby Fish: Oooh collector's box yet! *drools* Bumblebee: This is from the Autobots. I hope you like it. Koby Fish: Cheap, but acceptable. *drools* Starscream: This is from the Decepticons. Your very own personal Autobot Sla...--I mean, Servant! Koby Fish: You really shouldn't have. Incomplete Dirge: Here, I got you this. Koby Fish: Awww my very own Weapon of Ultimate Destruction™! Thaaaanks! *kiss* Koby Fish: Ima go put this on my mantle piece. Megatron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That was MY Weapon Of Ultimate Destruction™!!!! When I get my hands on you, Incomplete Dirge...!!!!! Incomplete Dirge: YIKES!!!! I'm outta here!
Deceptibase of Horror I Cringer: HEEEEEEEEELP! ADAAAAAAAAM! Starscream: What's his problem? Starscream: Oh well, now where was I...? Scooby Doo: REEEEEEEEELP! RAGGY! Starscream: Oh great, another one. Scooby: Rarscream! I'm rared! Starscream: AAAAAGH GET OFF ME YOU CANINE COWARD, OR I WILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO BE 'RARED' ABOUT!!! Starscream: *gasp* Can it be? The Headless Headmaster Horseman? But I thought it was only a legend! Headless Headmaster Horseman: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Starscream: That's it, I'm outta here!
Off with his head? Headless Headmaster Horseman: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Incomplete Dirge:......... Incomplete Dirge: Boxing Gloves for teh win!!!1!!!
Trigger treat, smell my l33t... "Trick or Treat!" Oscar: Oh how nice, some trick-or-treaters. You look horrible, go away! Trick or Treaters: AAAAAAAAGH! Energon Starscream: Don't pay any attention to him. He's cheaper and more reliable than an animatronic Frankenstein. So one of you is going as a ghost, and the other is going as Markus Naslund on the Canucks, right? Gundam: Yep! Slimer: Yeah! Energon Starscream: Here's your candy. Trick or treaters: Thank you! Oscar: I'm goona go reload the candy bowl. Trick or treater: Trick or Treat! Oscar: Wow, what are you supposed to be? Trick or treater: Little Mary Sunshine. I'm dressed as Gozer, you idiot! Energon Starscream: Now that was just...wrong. Oscar: You're telling me! Gozer wasn't wearing a dress in the Ghostbusters movie! Fishy Trick or Treaters: Trick or Treat! Energon Starscream: Ahhhh, the fish. Hey, you brought less this year. Where are the rest? Koby Fish: They have the flu. I didn't want them coughing all over everyone's candy. Trick or treaters: Thank youuuuuu! Energon Starscream: Thank goodness. Now we won't run out of candy so quickly this year.
...afterburners, gimme something good to eat! Astrotrain: Who are you supposed to be? Cybertron Starscream: I'm PVC Starscream! I dressed up as Cybertron Starscream. Astrotrain: Wow that costume is perfect! You can't even tell it's you in there! Astrotrain: Hey weren't you just here?! Trying to get more candy by switching costumes are we? PVC Starscream: WHAT?! Everybody knows I was going as a GHOST! Astrotrain: B-b-but... PVC Starscream: Just give me the fragging candy. Astrotrain: Alright, alright! That's it, someone else can answer the door next time. PVC Dirge: Wow, that's a big costume! I don't think you're a kid though--you're probably too old to go trick or treating. Headless Headmaster Horseman: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Energon Starscream: That's the last time I let you answer the door. PVC Dirge: Just get me to a repair bay. Incomplete Dirge: Trick or Treat! Energon Starscream: Nice Rocky Balboa costume, but I'm afraid you're too old for this. Besides, we're all out of candy. Incomplete Dirge: I coulda been a contenda...
the crinkle crinkle of little candy wrappers A week after halloween, you can still hear the crinkle crinkle of little wrappers... Fishies: *munch munch munch* Armada Starscream: Lucky Fish. Astrotrain: I wish I could get sick on Halloween Candy!
The Remains of the Day Energon Starscream 2: Will someone get this rotting jack o' lantern OUT OF HERE? Oscar: Oh great, it's perfect to put in my Trash Can now! Energon Starscream 2: You shoulda put it in a trash can LONG AGO.
Bonus Feature! Now available as a DVD Extra! For Sale: One 4-room Condominium. Roof may be converted into Seeker bedroom. 1 Bathroom (suitable for keeping fish). Motivated seller. Starscream: This bedroom is PERFECT! Little Buddy Fish: We'll TAKE it!
