SHE Choked!!

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  1. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    Something happened today that made me think of Mr. Jiggles.

    This somewhat cute girl (with HUGE knockers I may add) came into the gas station today and asked me for change, she had a twenty dollar bill and asked for a 10, a 5 and 5 ones, I looked in my drawer and saw that I had no 10s but I had a ton of fives, so I looked back up making eye contact and said, "Are three 5s and five 1s ok?"

    She froze for two or three beats, then giggle snorted, did that quick, look away then look back and smile thing, and then goes, "Ahhhhh... yeah, yeah... that's ok."

    I counted out the money and handed it to her, making eye contact again, and she giggle snorts AGAIN, looks down and back up, gives me the smirk, then goes, "Yeah... ok... yeah... anyway.... thanks."

    Has this happened to any of you guys recently?

    It's nice to know you still "have it."
     
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    Heh, you probably knocked her up with your eye contact.

    And now that you mention it, that hasn't happened to me in over a month. What the FUCK?
     
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    I thought this thread was going to be about something quite different based on that title.
     
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    ^ Yeah, ending in a dislocated jaw or something.
     
  6. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    I wouldn't post about something like that - in that much detail... :lol 
     
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    Nice moves.

    D_c = dreamboat
     
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    That has NEVER happened to me. Girls are not attracted to me :( 
     
  9. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    Honestly I'm not that good looking, it's just that I'm arrogant and cocky as fuck, girls like assholes.
     
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    That explains everything. Thanks, d00d.
     
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    Well, I went to work the other day(At Micky Ds) and I was off, so I got something to eat, and I started talking with the casheir girl, and after I paid, she gave me the wrong change, and said, "Whoops, I gave you too much, Oh well, keep it." This is the first time I talked to her, but Ive been feeling a weird connection with her for the past couple weeks. I dont know if it means anything or not though.
     
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    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    Did she rub your burger on her titties before she gave it to you?
     
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    Sadley that has never happend to me, I'm just always told I look like someone else.
     
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    I never understood why Girls like assholes... I mean, I don't like jerky girls.
     
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    :lolol 

    No that only happeneds at BK, where you get it your way...
     
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    MMMMM burger grease on titties.

    On a serious note: it hasn't happened to me lately, sadly.
     
  18. Rattrap

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    No, but we were talking about Football, where we go to church, and abusing Seniority in Highschool.
     
  19. Vangelus

    Vangelus Long Live the New Flesh Moderator Content Contributor

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    I tried this on the bus and got slapped in the face. :( 

    "Hey baby, want me to change your 20? Hurrrr hurrrr-" and it was over.

    What am I doing wrong?!
     
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    I never understood why other girls (not myself) like assholes either.

    Funny thing, I was talking to my brother about guys a bit ago. Wondering how if it would ever be odd if I asked them for their number instead of them asking me. His reply; "the type of men who'd like you, or the type of men that you would like... Would probably be to shy to ask you for your number."
     
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