Shattered Personalities

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  1. Takeout

    Takeout Mistress of the Night

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    Yes, I couldn't come up with a better title.


    So, here's how it works: I will name a character from any TF line, and someone will post and say what their Shattered Glass versions would be like. Then that person names a character, and someone else will post. And so on, and so on.


    EDIT 28/07/09: Official characters don't count. Here is a list of official SG characters:


    This is the list.


    I'll start this off with G1 Spinister.
     
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    G1 Spinister is evil, quiet and has stealth technology right? Runs off by himself.

    Would SG Spinister be very outgoing and talkative - except he gets annoying because he won't shut up! He has a confusion device that scrambles his opponents sensors making them percieve multiple versions of Spinister, confusing them in battle by all the fake Spinisters flying about, all jabbering on about different things, each more annoying than the last. "I just love my Targetmaster partners and never lets them out of my sight - and I'd like to tell you all about them! They are fun to be around and great friends - except they keep running away! Hey! Get back here Singe! I haven't told you about my wonderful confusion field today!" Targetmaster partner Singe emits a beam of near absolute zero cold that cracks armor. Hairsplitter is a scattorshot laser rifle that fires hundreds of low power laser beams over an area, great against large numbers of enemies, but less useful against single targets.
     
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    Takeout Mistress of the Night

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    Yeah, one problem. You forgot to name a character.
     
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    Oh, sorry, Sparkabot Fizzle!
     
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    spikex Nightbird is my bitch

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    Just a question that may seem a little uninformed, but what is "shattered glass". I have seen it mentioned in other threads but never saw a definition as to what it pretains to.
     
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    Shattered Glass was a story from Botcon a couple years back, and it has continued in the Transformers Collectors Club fiction. It's a twisted alternate reality where the Decepticons are the heroes and the Autobots are the villians. Many of the characters have vastly altered personalities, abilities or appearances, others are oddly similar to G1. It's not strictly a "mirror universe", where everything is a opposite, but described as a broken or funhouse mirror, where things are often distorted versions of things we know. In this reality Megatron is a peaceful freedom-loving scientist who leads the heroic Decepticons against the tyrrany of the evil Optimus Prime and his Autobot.

    Shattered Glass is mostly based on Marvel/animated G1, but it has elements of other stories thrown in. For instance Side Burn (from Robots in Disguise) is a member of the Autobots and Demolishor (from Armada) is a member of the Decepticons. They even have characters inspired by Gobots, Diaclone and movie toys.

    One thing to remember is that Shattered Glass borders on being a parody of most Transformers stories. For instance Jazz of this world talks like Mister T from the A-Team TV series, Nightbeat talks like a 1920s gangster instead of a 1920s private eye. Sky Lynx has self esteem issues, Wheelie is a giant warlord, Rook is a reporter who always slants his stories, Thundercracker makes waves of silence. Tank whatever the stereotype is, and flip it on it's head. Make sure your characters are fun and you can't go wrong.
     
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    Takeout Mistress of the Night

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    Thank you.


    Shattered Glass Fizzle would be one of the greatest strategists in the history of Cybertron, but would think he was a terrible strategist. He would be constantly coming up with scenarios of the Autobots failing miserably because of his plans, and when the Autobots did lose, he would get drunk on really expensive energon and start sulking and blaming himself.


    G1 Red Alert.
     
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    deltaprime The Christian Transfan

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    G1 Red Alert? He'd be a creepy stalker!

    Waspinator!
     
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    on_a_warpath OAW 2010

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    Waspinator would be extremely coherent, and would live a very long life, and never once have his head blown off.

    BW Dinobot.
     
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    Shattered Glass Dinobot

    Toy - Fox Kids Dinobot http://www.cliffbee.com/reviews/fkdinobot.php

    Motto: "Quick and easy, just the way I like it!"

    Function: Attack specialist

    Dinobot is a theiving liar who doesn't have a single honorable bolt in his body. He used to follow Megatron until he left that hippie because Megatron was giving another of his colorful speeches about peace, love and understanding. Went off and joined Optimus Primal's gang of thugs. He fights dirty, but prefers to weasel his way out of combat with lies. He started out as a heroic Predacon, but eventually fell in with the quick-and-easy Maximal way of living. Thinks Rattrap is too serious and should relax, but likes his smell. Seeks to get the Silver Circle away from the Predacons so he can mess with the future and end up ruling the Maximal Empire!

    Cosmos!
     
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    Takeout Mistress of the Night

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    Shattered Glass Cosmos would be slow and dumb. He would be a terrible pilot, yet somehow never ever crash. He would also hate the fact that he is one of the few Autobots capable of space flight. He would be coloured like Astrotrain.

    G1 Defensor.
     
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    Defensor is Devastated on the Decpeticons and others.

    G1 Omega Supreme.
     
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    Takeout Mistress of the Night

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    Oh, yeah, forgot to mention this: official characters don't count.*points to Omega Doom*

    G1 Drag Strip.
     
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    Defensor

    Motto - "There is no Defense from me! Destroy!"

    Function - Super Warrior

    Defensor is a raging, hatefull mech who lives to destroy. Combines the worst parts of the personalities of pyromaniac Hot Zone, the sleezy Streetwise, the head-banging Groove, the sadistic surgeon First Aid and the cowardly sniper Blades.

    Elita One
     
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    Elita One is Optimus Prime's bitch. She likes everything kinky and will do whatever Prime says. Think of her as Harley Quinn to Prime's Joker.

    Skywarp
     
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    Elita One should be the Cybertron Thunderblast toy with an SG Autobot logo added to it.
     
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    Defensor and Elita One have already been done. Sorry.


    Anyway, Skywarp would be a serious guy, who wouldn't care about jokes. He would only use his teleportation ability for serious things.


    Once again, G1 Drag Strip.


    (God, this page has turned into an awful mess.)
     
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    G1 Drag Strip is possibly the best sport to ever exist. He always toss a game or 2 to make a friend feel better and would never dare think of cheating in any way. He's always praising others for even the smallest achievments, whether it be relaoding a weapon or doing a simple recon op.

    G1 Tracks(I checked this time, there is no SG Tracks)
     
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    They were typed at the same time. Whoever presses submit first gets listed first. So if you take time and write something long, you get posted second.
     
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    SG Tracks should be a pimpmobile with wings. Completely into his looks still, but with the opposite taste. Spinners, boooming stereo, ground effect lighting, disco ball, gold chains. Talks like he's from the bario.

    Motto: "Hey, Chickybots, who's your protodesigner!?"

    Windcharger
     

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