ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust: TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room

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  1. TM2 D-bot

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    No shamwow man, i believed in you!!
     
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    ShamWow will clean it up! :lol 
     
  4. trump

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    She should have loved his nuts.
     
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    Ktulu Whoosh TFW2005 Supporter

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    I read some of his background a while ago and it's sketchy at best. I figured *something* new was bound to happen with the guy.
     
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    Not if that tongue biting thing is true. lol
     
  7. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    joke tital wave incoming
     
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    LOL! It never ceases to amaze me how speedy quick you guys are with the photoshops around here.

    This news break just made me laugh so hard. I can't wait to tell everyone about this! "It practically sells itself!"
     
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    Brilliant!
     
  10. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    Wow he shamsucks. Guess his five seconds of fame are over. He can hang out with Dell kid now.
     
  11. Spartan Prime

    Spartan Prime is an apathetic douchebag

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    This guy's wiki gives us some insight into the world this guy comes from. I know, blah blah, wiki's user-submitted blah blah not a legit source blah buh, but if this is all true... wow, this guys certainly something.
     
  12. Heat Guy

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    Holy hell, guess thats tv magic for his looks.
     
  13. Maximus_Prime

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    that guy is 44 YEARS OLD!?

    I would've never thought he was that old, wow...or on second thought

    ShamWOW
     
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    planetjacker Critters burn real good. TFW2005 Supporter

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    Did anyone find it curious that his product and price were listed at the end of the story?
     
  15. Dirge121

    Dirge121 Eat the chikums

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    Bitch should've said wow.
     
  16. Goldbot

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    She should of just slapped his chop.
     
  17. Wyvern

    Wyvern Velvet Sanchez

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    Exactly what I was thinking. 44?? WTF??
     
  18. iron maniac

    iron maniac Help Uncle Sixshot, Help!

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    OMG this is freaking hilarious! :lol 
     
  19. TheDemonDzko

    TheDemonDzko °-{[●□●]}-° {Beep. Boop.)

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    Somehow, I just friggen saw this comeing!
     
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    jorod74 Psycholagnist (Ret.)

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    Why couldn't he have got into a slapping contest with that Oxyclean/Sliders maker hack?
    Both would be gone and my tv's mute button would still work.
    sigh
     

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