Seymour Simmons for President

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  1. RedWolf

    RedWolf Well-Known Member

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    Thinking about it Seymour Simmons pretty much proven his detractors wrong and he is a participant again to save the world. Uncovering the conspiracy with Sam Witwicky.

    That's a lot of political capital there. Heck he could be popular with the NRA with his superior firepower philosophy with rail guns.

    So Seymour Simmons for President?
     
  2. legolas grof

    legolas grof Cardboard Industries CEO

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    YA!
     
  3. Overlord Balder

    Overlord Balder Voices Slugslinger!

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    One man...alone....betrayed by the country he loves...now it's final hope on the ELLECTIONS! Vote Seymour Simmons!
     
  4. uruseiranma

    uruseiranma Well-Known Member

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    I hear there's a guy named Rockhound who also wants to run. Apparently, he's challenging Seymour to a debate. Can't wait to hear how that turns out.

    One befriended giant robots and saved the world, the other went to stop an asteroid and saved the world- who will be victorious!?
     
  5. Noideaforaname

    Noideaforaname Pico, let's go up to Zuma

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    Y'know what? President Simmons would have been an amusing post credits scene.

    4th movie or not, I'd love to see all sorts of 'what-if' futures for the Movieverse cast. Ratchet's attempts at fixing Bumblebee's voice, strange misadventures of Igor, stuff like that.
     
  6. uruseiranma

    uruseiranma Well-Known Member

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    I wonder if Igor could become the next Bonecrusher regarding fandom sayings.

    ...bet Bonecrusher would hate that.
     
  7. UnicronFTW

    UnicronFTW Don't blink.

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    The Wreckers went on to be spokesman(Spokesbots?) for Nascar, partaking in advertising and endorsement. They become celebrities through this, and eventually star in several movies. Their career spirals downward though when nasty rumors start to spread.

    Igor becomes a headmaster unit for Megatrons corpse. Hilarity ensues as a decrepit Megatron body is lead around by an eccentric head with a superiority complex.

    Bumblebee is rendered able to speak in complete sentences by Ratchet, but unfortunately, he sounds like a Chipmunk. He becomes even more popular.

    Ratchet is then sued for Malpractice.

    Optimus is put into prison for life upon being convicted of Genocide.

    Simmons runs for President and wins.

    Brains and Wheelie, killed on impact when they crashed, are put into museums. This causes a good deal of rage among the Transformers. Dino runs a campaign endorsing how much of an outrage it is to have the corpses of their fallen on display for all to see, and when things don't go his way, he goes on a murderous rampage. Somehow, even though their are a variety of witnesses saying it was a red robot with an italian accent and arm blades, Sideswipe is found guilty of the killings. It's suspected that this is was a blunder on behalf of the jury, due to Sideswipe saying on the stand that it was "Mirage that did it!". Apparently, no such robot exists, so they accused the next guy with arm blades.

    I've got more...
     

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