Serving the people by stealing their knickers

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  1. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    This story has been reported in a few places, but I'm going with the Sun's coverage because they included a picture.
    Frankly, this marks a new low in British politics. Used to be that politicians used their power and authority to bed women. Now they use break into houses and wank into women's knickers. What kind of ambition is that?

    Oh, and the picture?
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    Control yourselves, ladies. Form an orderly queue.
     
  2. Darkwing48

    Darkwing48 Heroic Decepticon

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    DAAAAAAUUUUUUMMMMM.
    Look at the size of that noggin.

    It always the quiet ones....
     
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    Nachtsider Banned

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    "I always thought of him as a very quiet man who was a regular church-goer and very popular in the village. He was always extremely courteous and polite to me."

    That's what they always end up saying once the truth sees the light of day.
     
  4. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    I know. I think the last time I heard people saying "We always knew something like this would happen, and it would be him who did it" was about Thomas Hamilton at Dunblane. The lesson we can learn from this is never trust quiet, well-spoken people. Those bitches be CRAZY.

    Also: goddamn, if you were casting someone to appear as the sort of character who'd break into women's homes and jerk off into their undies, could you find anyone who looked the part more than that guy?
     
  5. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    Form a queue, orderlies. And take this weirdo off for some electro-shock therapy. In the balls.

    Panty raids are all well and good, but not if the top of your head looks like it was transplanted from someone twice your size. Maybe that's where he hides the underwear.
     
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    Elmer Fudd is a panty raider.
     
  7. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    Obvious, but:
    "Be vewwy vewwy qwiet. I'm hunting open-cwotch panties..."
     
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    Aernaroth <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and Veteran

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    <Futurama> "And then, I'll sneak into people's houses at night and wreck up the place! Bwahahaha!" </Futurama>
     
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    Well he certainly looks like wanker
     
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    WIN. :lolol 
     
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    Poho That's MISTER Poho to you

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    the picture is pure gold.
     
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    Omnius Well-Known Member

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    He's an inspiration to us all.
     
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    That would make a fantastic avatar photo.
     
  14. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    Why stop at an avatar? Coming (if you'll pardon the expression) in 2011... one man, alone in women's underwear, betrayed by the town he loves. They said his sexual activites were wrong. They hounded him through the courts. They forced him to resign. They mocked his bizarrely-shaped head. Now, one man is our only hope.
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    They arrested him? Now he'll never get to Phase 3 and profit!
     
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    Teehee, I like that word, knickers.
     
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    I said I was sorry jeez. :( 
     
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    Heyyyy,I wesemble that wemark!!!
     
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    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    That's not a wee mark... :confused2 
     

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