I want to do comics again. So I decided to make one. Since I moved I couldn't pick up on any "serious" stories that I did because the setting was changed with no proper transition. So I picked an older story. Now SHHH! This is the first part: Once upon a time- Wait, what is this? Mother Goose? Do it properly or I'll fire you. Once there was a creepy dude *smack* terrible creature so powerful, with such an appetite for toy plastic, so unbound by normal comic rules that he killed the entire main cast and destroyed the home of his comic creator. Give or take some time later, the survivors of the comics live free in a new home and go about their lives without fear of the comic menace returning. Many of the new collection's denizens are unaware that such horrors ever took place, but some remember. Especially one. Elsewhere... At yet another undisclosed location... Okay, you can stop that now. So yeah, anyone new to the funnies may be kinda lost, but any who remember these old-old not-funny funnies will notice a connection. There are a few errors in spelling taht my stupid computer wouldn't let me edit, so you'll just have to deal with them until I can fix it.