Send a Tweet to our Alien Friends on Gliese 581 D

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  1. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    Send a Tweet to our Alien Friends on Gliese 581 D | Universe Today

     
  2. guard convoy

    guard convoy The Big Daddy

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    and many mean and hostile messages will be sent, so the aliens will come here and kill us all.....Good plan guys
     
  3. jonatron26

    jonatron26 Well-Known Member

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    dear gliese,
    PREPARE FOR DEVESTION!
    -earth
     
  4. AllSparkd

    AllSparkd O_O

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    "For a time I considered sparing your wretched little planet, Gliese. But now you shall witness its dismemberment!"
     
  5. grimlock1972

    grimlock1972 "No Mas" My Wallet

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    fixed :D 
     
  6. comaface

    comaface Crush, kill, destroy

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    Dear Earth,
    Learn to spell!
    -Gliese
     
  7. Poho

    Poho That's MISTER Poho to you

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    man Devestion sounds really scary. It's like digestion, except you get ground to a pulp by bio-mincers instead of being disintegrated by acid.
     
  8. jonatron26

    jonatron26 Well-Known Member

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    reply to: gliese
    where did you learn english?
    sender: earth
     
  9. Spiderus Prime

    Spiderus Prime TFW Spongebob since 2007

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    Dear gliese,
    We've have 15-year-old Boy,a 15-year-old Girl, & Some guy they can kick your Alien Butt by well being Aliens,Magic, & other thing.
    Byb, Earth.
     
  10. Toxicon

    Toxicon Banned

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    Dear Gliese,


    We have Spiderus Prime. Do yourself a favor and surrender now.
     
  11. Pravus Prime

    Pravus Prime Sorcerer

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    "Hello, we're a highly intollerant intelligent species who constantly finds flimsy excuses (Such as warring over imaginary beings) to kill each other in increasingly effective ways along with other species as well. We're also destroying our planet and polluting our solar system with junk. Please, contact us so we can panic and launch a pre-emptive attack on your planet for no reason."
     
  12. ErechOveraker

    ErechOveraker I'm with Plowking.

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    Uh oh!

     
  13. jonatron26

    jonatron26 Well-Known Member

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    is that some kind of witch mountain reference?
     
  14. grimlock1972

    grimlock1972 "No Mas" My Wallet

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    Dear Gliese,
    We have Chuck Norris
    Abandon all hope

    Signed Earth
     
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    Dear Gliese;

    I am willing to betray my planet and help you make the soft, pathetic, delicious humans of Earth into your slaves. All I ask in return is for my own fully-stocked faster-than-light spaceship and amnesty from your wrath.

    Thank you in advance.

    [Scantron]

    PS - Did I mention the deliciousness of the average human?
     
  16. Poho

    Poho That's MISTER Poho to you

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    fixed
     
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    Toxicon Banned

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    I see what you did there.
     
  18. Kickback

    Kickback Proud father Administrator Super Mod News Staff

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    Dear Gliese,
    LF MISB G1 TFs, pls rply with price kthx
     
  19. deltaprime

    deltaprime The Christian Transfan

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    Dear Gliese,

    "If you like Pina Coladas
    And getting caught in the rain
    If you're not into yoga
    If you have half a brain
    If you'd like making love at midnight
    In the dunes on the Cape
    Then I'm the love that you've looked for
    Write to me and escape."
    I didn't think about my lady
    I know that sounds kind of mean
    But me and my old lady
    Have fallen into the same dull routine
    So I wrote to the paper
    Took out a personal ad
    And though I'm nobody's poet
    I thought it wasn't half bad"



    Love, Earth

    P.S. We're gonna nuke your planet in about 15 seconds. 14.....13....12...11...
     
  20. Spiderus Prime

    Spiderus Prime TFW Spongebob since 2007

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    No a Ben 10 refernece.
     

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