semi-offical Blackout's crotch thread

Discussion in 'Transformers Movie Discussion' started by Infosaur, Jul 3, 2007.

  1. Infosaur

    Infosaur Well-Known Member

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    Just my $.02

    He was NOT shot in the nutz,,,

    Just before somebody (I don't know who) commented on how their armor was lighter on the underside. This makes sense as TF's probably don't expect to fight such small creatures on a regular basis.

    Also since B.O. was moving around at the time, I'm sure some of his armor plate was out of position.

    So I'm going to argue that it was not a "shot to the balls" but actually a shot upwards from under the torso that found a gap in the armor at the chest plate which deflected into a vital area.

    Much like an upthrusting knife wound can cause all sorts of havoc to the vital organs "protected" by the rib cage.

    That's my story and i'm sticking to it.
     
  2. Pwnbeaver

    Pwnbeaver teh uber pwnage

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    This threads title is all win.:rock 
     
  3. Razorwing

    Razorwing The Fallen Alternity.

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    I honestly thought he got shot in the crotch. I don't think Transformers have reproductive capabilities. lol.
     
  4. Eric

    Eric RIP AND TEAR!!!

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    I still think Blackout got shot in his steel gohonez.
     
  5. bushboy

    bushboy Hardcore Decepticon

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    I support the weak armor theory. Some guy (I think Duhmal) said they were weak under the chest.
     
  6. sharke

    sharke canadian piece of sh*t

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    to quote Obi Wan "so undignified"......yeah he got shot in the crotch


    btw semiofficial and crotch in any title makes it golden
     
  7. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    blackout actually survived.

    he is now living the rest of his peaceful live in a robo-eunuch community in outskirt paris.
     
  8. Shotoman

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    I, too, figured it was a chestplate/ribcage kinda thing...

    But the crotch is funnier :D 
     
  9. Lady_Prime

    Lady_Prime Prime's Leading Lady

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    It's spelled cajones...balls..testicles...whatever. I still think that Bumblebee pissing on John Turturro was hysterical.

    I thought that Blackout was shot in the ribcage with an M203 grenade launcher..personally I think Chuck Norris kicked Blackout in the balls..

    Heather
     
  10. Renidragon

    Renidragon Toys on my table!

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    "Cujones", I think... pronounced coo-HO-nays. Spanish and all that? I could be wrong, though.

    But yeah, that's where I thought he got shot. Lacking reproductive organs, though, I imagine it wouldn't really hurt any more than being shot anywhere else on his body. Cept maybe his face.
     
  11. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    no, no, its most definitely cajones.

    renidragon loses at spelling.
     
  12. GMANIFESS

    GMANIFESS G1 Manifestations

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    I just want a leader class Blackout or even a Supreme Blackout.
    His helicopter mode is freakin 88 feet long!
    Then I could semi-officially protect his crotch from attack on the shelf.
     
  13. redsquadron

    redsquadron Token idiot...

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    Just out of interest, I flicked my Voyager BLACKOUT in the crotch after reading this thread.
    He went down like a sacka (and it hurt my finger too)
     
  14. Dirge121

    Dirge121 Eat the chikums

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    Thats not surprising, a slight breeze could take the toy down if you dont have him solidly balanaced on all three legs (kibble = leg).
    Also, nutshot on Blackout!
     
  15. thygriever

    thygriever Optimus Prime

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    BO = Body odor? lol jk jk I hope blackout didn't get shot in his DING DONG! lol *movie joke**daymn that president is soo funny*
     
  16. Infosaur

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    Dude we need a video of this on You-tube stat!
     
  17. redsquadron

    redsquadron Token idiot...

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    It was a very private moment!
     

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