Self Milking Optimus Prime

Discussion in 'Transformers Toy Discussion' started by Larkin Vain, Jun 13, 2007.

  1. Larkin Vain

    Larkin Vain Collector Reborn!

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    I picked this guy up today. He's actually a candy toy that's supposed to be like some kind of robot fighter thing. He's supposed to have a punching feature but it just looks like he's milking himself. I dubbed him Uttermus Prime.

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  2. ILoveDinobot

    ILoveDinobot Arise Rodimus Prime

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  3. EvaUnit13

    EvaUnit13 REBUILD

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    Ewww...
     
  4. SydneyY

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    Gotta pump the excess milk out or he'll get mastitis.
     
  5. Seawing

    Seawing Lurker of the depths Moderator

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    and we don't want Nipplemus Prime to get mastitis....
     
  6. Beastbot X

    Beastbot X The Toad Knows.

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    Best Prime EVER.
     
  7. Napjr

    Napjr <b><font color=gold>Mr. Internet</font><br><font c Veteran

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    at least is not Energon Prime...
     
  8. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    I seriously laughed out loud at this - someone walking by my office looked really confused.
     
  9. QuinJester

    QuinJester T. Bison

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    I've heard of milking an intellectual property, but this is rediculous.
     
  10. Switchblade

    Switchblade Just a raggedy man

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    I blame Pat Lee.
     
  11. Rodimus Major

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    I have that. And the self milking Megatron too.
     
  12. Wreckgar

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    I saw this at TRU and laughed my ass of. My buddy and I then proceeded to see who could nipple tweak their prime faster.
     
  13. Larkin Vain

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    [​IMG]
     
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  15. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    this post is hella funny.

    and rich in calcium.
     
  16. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    Wow. Words fail me.
     
  17. Phy

    Phy I want... ROOM SERVICE!!

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    Damn, he must be cold.
     
  18. RandomFerret

    RandomFerret Fuzzy Forever

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    Oh dammit, you just ruined it for me.

    I spent seven bucks on that thing!
     
  19. Triformis

    Triformis Insecticon Fanatic TFW2005 Supporter

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    I must own one! Also, this thread's title rules! Where'd you find it, man?
     
  20. Larkin Vain

    Larkin Vain Collector Reborn!

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    Yeah its on my desk right now with the urge to milk... I found it at TRU in the candy section. It comes with a lollipop. So you can say that it sucks and milks.
     

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