Seagal Seeks FBI Apology for Derailing His Career

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  1. Drake

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    http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2007-08-20/

    I honestly think we can clear the FBI of wrong doing in this one. :lol 
     
  2. Phy

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    Well, y'know, I could go and tell him his career is derailed because of his associations with suck, but the guy terrorizes journalists and hangs out with the mob. I'd be afraid for my life.
     
  3. KA

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    dude should try and make a comeback as a talk show host. everytime a guest comes on instead of shaking hands/hugs, he gets to clothlines them, thatd be awsum.
     
  4. ShortCircuit

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    Ya and his first guest would be Jene Cloud Van Damn.

    And also Chuck Norris would make an appearance on the same show!

    and they could all do like ninja moves....and stuff.
     
  5. Pvt. Hagetaka

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    It couldn't have been anything to do with him being a crappy actor

    Or the fact that far more flamboyant martial artists started making movies

    Or the fact that he couldn't lay off the Haagen-Dazs and chunked up

    Or the fact that he worked his wife like a speedbag

    No, it must be the FBI's fault
     
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    Will Sasso did an awesome impersonation of him on MadTV. Maybe that killed his career.
     
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    Will Sasso is a better Seagal than the real Seagal these days. He should try to do something a little different than the same movie over and over again for the umtheenth time.
     
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    Yeah he should market himself as a serious dramatic actor, that way his movies could totally bypass theatres, skip right by the DVD rack and be dumpster-direct.
     
  9. Bryan

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    Just glancing at his Wiki--tell me it doesn't look like he wrote it.
     
  10. Drake

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    I personally think he should be happy SVCDs aren't still around or that's where his movies would be going. :lol 
     
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    Segal= Fail at this point.
     
  12. RabidYak

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    I'm not sure whether Seagal is actually up his own arse or whether he is in on the joke and does it all for irony value, he certainly seems to do stuff at both ends of the spectrum.

    He must still be big somewhere thougth, he woulden't be making 3 to 4 films a year if he wasen't regurdless of the fact that they all go strait to video. Eastern Europe or South East Asia maybe?
     
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    i think hes aware of how naff he is. hence the inclusion of gangsta type co stars like ja rule to capture the urban/hip hop audience.

    ...but man, even brothers think ja rule is lame, seagal = FAIL.

    edit: oh man i mixed cross continent slang naff/lame, i fail too.
     
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    If you think Ja Rule is lame, I saw him in a Thai/Canadian film the other day with the dude who played Ryu in the Street Fighter movie.
     
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    I think its his inability to act rather than the FBI thats the reason for nobody giving a shit about him or his career.
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    Shouldn't Segal be seeking an apology from himself for making such damn awful films? Still, it gives Channel 5 plenty to show on weekday evenings when they've exhausted their Van Damme collection. Again.
     
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    Seagal Seeks Barber Apology for Wang Sticking out the Back of His Head
     
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    Luls at whole thread

    Oh well though, at least he'll always have that awesome Mountain Dew commercial
     
  19. butz

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    First I've heard of his mob connections or the FBI allegations, and I wouldn't have paid to see amovie with him in it anyways.

    Strangely, thats the only work of his that I didn't hate.
    He should almost go the route of doing parody movies about himself; I think that would be the only thing that could save his career at this point.
     
  20. Vangelus

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    Dear Steven Seagal:

    This won't help.

    Love,
    Vangelus
     

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