Discussion in 'Transformers Funnies' started by Jetbolt, May 5, 2012.
Erector is right, you two cons are jerks!
Scourge: "So let me get this right. You think Stormtroopers could beat Battle Droids? Really? We are talking about a group of soldiers that Captain Rex even being old could take out."
Shockwave: "They had to been good enough to enforce the Emperor's control of the galaxy."
Scourge: "It's called fear of being force choked and having somebody like Tarkin being ruthless."
Scourge: "So another small bot?"
Shockwave: "Well Jetbolt is saving up for MP Primal....."
Fixit: "HEY!! I'm not a small bot, I'm BID...PID...RID Fixit!!"
Shockwave: "Oh no....."
Scourge: "Listen here runt, I worked on the RID show. I never saw you on the set, or Bumblebee, Sideswipe, Strongarm, or Steeljaw. The Grimlock that worked on my show wasn't a dino. Optimus Prime transformed into a fire truck. The Decepticons weren't some furry wannabes!!!"
Fixit: "Flame....Plame.....Blame Hasbro...."
Scourge: "Why do you goof on words?"
Fixit: "It's a ditch....twitch....glitch."
Scourge: "Shockwa--- Wait, were you face palming during the rant?"
Shockwave: "Um.... NO!!! I just was rubbing my optic...."
Scourge: "Now this poor Autobot has a glitch in his voice box. I say we help him.... So I'll just cut off his head and you give him a new head."
Shockwave: "I do have some backup heads around...."
Don't mention NuRID around Scourge
Is it bad that I now want to see the new RID cast beating up Scourge?
Oh boy more Fixit abuse...like he doesn't suffer enough in the show.
Please..Scourge could take them all on easily
Even if Fixit went on his OP security bot mode? or that just asking for a brutal finisher when he's done? XD
I disagree, mostly since I've actually watched and enjoyed the new RID show...
Scourge: "Hey aren't you..."
Scourge: "Squid head!!!"
Thrust: "It's been over ten years now.... I DON'T HAVE A SQUID HEAD!!!!!!!"
Scourge: "So you don't, my mistake. Be back soon...."
Claw Jaw: "HEY!!!!!"
Thrust: "WHAT THE?!?!"
Scourge: "Now I fixed that issue, Squid head...."
Thrust: "You #@%$##!!"
Shockwave: "So have I missed anything?"
Scourge: "Just annoying some unemployed Decepticon from Armada..."
Scourge: "Um.... Wha?!"
Shockwave: "You okay?"
Scourge: "I thought I saw a silver car speeding and then it vanished in thin air..."
Shockwave: "Perhaps the optics are acting up."
Scourge: "Hey now! I don't say that when you talk about seeing a flying blue box."
about Squid head
Be glad it took this long for someone to think that joke up!
Squid head... Such bad comedy its funny.
That silver car wouldn't happen to be a DeLorean would it?
Here lies Squidhead's hopes and dreams.
I think it's the Time Machine Car from Back To The Future!
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