Discussion in 'Transformers Funnies' started by Jetbolt, May 5, 2012.
Itty Bitty Scourge. He so cute. ^_^
Wheeljack: "Can we help you?"
Grimlock: "Me Grimlock found mommy and daddy!"
Ratchet: "Did you ramjet any Fembots during those travels?"
Wheeljack: "My ramjet wouldn't eject for a Fembot with those looks."
Grimlock: "Me Grimlock want family hug!"
Wheeljack: "I'm the hugging type of bo--GAH!!"
Ratchet: "I got to go, I have to punch a Stev---GAH!!!"
The Ramjet joke continues! Does anyone have a Thrust? How about a Dirge?
Arcee: "Oh not this again."
Silverbolt: "Something about you make my spark burst in joy. When I see the blue on you, I see myself and you flying high in the sky. Please Arcee, be mine."
Blackarachnia: "Why you no good cheating flying mut!!
Silverbolt: "Why its the dark posion of my heart."
Silverbolt: "It wasn't the way it looked, really dear."
Blackarachnia: "All I've done for you and this is how you treat me? You make me sick."
Arcee: "I got some Vehicons to fire on, later."
Wreckgar: "So we meet again."
Scourge: "Beard off, eh?"
Wreckgar: "Damn straight"
Scourge: "That's nothing, I've seen better facial fair on fake movie bad guys."
Wreckgar: "At least I don't paint my nails."
Scourge: " At least I don't come from junkville."
Kup: "SHAVE THOSE FACE WEEDS YOU DAMN HIPPIES!!!"
Wreckgar: "Somebody has issues."
Scourge: "No kidding."
Grimlock's family reunion.
Megatron: "Good evening fleshings, some might of asked how I start my mornings. Since I'm in a good mode, I'm showing how I do it so you can start your day the Megatron way."
Megatron: "As leader of the Decepticons, its important to have a powerful working weapon. So I have Soundwave expect it for me. I guess it works when I need it, all he ever does is flash colorful shapes on his face."
Megatron: "As leader, I like to set the example and work out when I first come online. My favorite work out is the thrust kick, never know when it might become useful against some annoying Autobot. Starscream was nice enough to work out with me this morning."
Megatron: "Finally, I walk my pet dog every morning. Scooby makes funky smells and leaks alot, so that's why I keep Starscream around. I might be evil, but I do believe in picking up after pets."
Loving the Starscream abuse!
Megatron's dog is Scooby.
And yay! Thrust kick!
Megatron: "My cat is bigger."
Starscream: "I think you have big pets to make up for something else."
Megatron: "No, I have big pets because I have alot of food for them."
Starscream: "Lord Megatron, I was only joking."
Megatron: "Don't worry, I'll laugh about it in a moment."
Megatron: "Dinner is ready kitty."
Breakaway: "Decepticon spotted, time to rock."
Dropkick: "How do they always find me? Oh no."
Breakaway: "Target hit, preparing to return to base.
Dropkick: "What a perfect start for a new day."
One can only wonder, Dropkick
Arcee: "Hey Sparky, could you do me a favor?"
Arcee: "Just walk up that way some."
Wheeljack: "Where did she run off too?"
Optimus Prime: "Say Wheeljack, I have something I would like you to hear. I need to see if this speech will be good or not."
Wheeljack: "She will pay."
Optimus Prime: "Autobots, its paramount that we get to the relic before the Decepticons do. We can't not allow Megatron to get his hands on weapons of mass destruction."
Optimus Prime: "Millions of lives rest on our hands my fellow Autobots. We must do all in our power to ensure no damage is done as we go on our relic hunting quests. Autobots, transform and roll out!"
Optimus Prime: "So Wheeljack, how was the speech? Wheeljack? Why does this always happen to me?"
Animated Ironhide: "Pardon me sir, but I think I see rust on you."
Movie Ironhide: "Rust? WHERE!?!?!?!"
Hound: "How the tide turned on you, Bumblebee. I must thank you, because if you didn't trick the staff into replacing me as the kids favorite, I might be like you now. But hey, I still got a working voice box, I don't have the skull face, and stores don't have my gear collecting dust. So enjoy being famous Bumblebee, there's always a price at the end for fame."
Optimus Prime's speech puts him to sleep, he just may cure insomnia.
Prowl: "You two have been liberated from the box to a new world. Here's the new norms of today's world. One, Bumblebee is Primus to Hasbro. Two, we have been replaced by those we replaced. Three, remember the old Seekers and Sweeps? They are nothing compare to the yellow fever that has swept into countless stores. Now the most important new norm, do not get close to a human girl with black and pink hair. She is wild and has driven many transformers mad."
Stampy: "What a strange would this be."
Starscream: "Quit fooling around Thundercracker!!"
Skywarp: "Can I ride the ram next?"
Starscream: "How about you trip down some stairs."
Got rain going on, so nothing brand new from me today. So instead I'll post older funny stuff that I had not put on here from the 2012 TF cool topic.
Bulkhead: "See this gun? You want it? Just try to get it out of my hand."
Breakdown: "No fair!! I want my gun back."
TFP Starscream: "What's with the big weapons?"
Energon Starscream: "What's with the heels?"
Looks like I fallen for the weather people's so called "weather skills" today. They said it was going to be raining all day and now there is hardly a cloud in the sky.
Hot Shot: "I'm bored, you bots ready?"
Together: "We need Prime power now!!!!!!!"
Starscream: "Hold your ground!!!!"
Starscream: "Be brave Starscream, be brave, be....brave."
Sounds like both are compensating for something... or rather the lack thereof.
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