Scorponok Made Me Hit My Boys(Replace "oys" with "alls")

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  1. EvaUnit13

    EvaUnit13 REBUILD

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    So I was holding Scorponok like this:
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    And then he fell off, so I try out my "reflexes" and try to scoop him up before he reaches the ground. Well, I missed him, and I accidentally hit my balls instead. They still hurt a bit, and it sent a shock up my back that I still feel :( 
     
  2. Soundblaster1

    Soundblaster1 The Heisenberg of Toys

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    :lol 

    Scorpy is fairly durable... Let him fall...
     
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  3. DilaZirK

    DilaZirK Is bullheaded.

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    Ouchies.
     
  4. iluvu_superion

    iluvu_superion Well-Known Member

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    let him being a sand scorpion and dig!!! dig into ur manhood...
     
  5. cuad

    cuad VOK EMISSARY

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    Lmao I know all about accidentally hitting your balls. Gooood luck ! and guess what ! You probably killed 1,000,000 sperm by doing that !
     
  6. Greenmadman7

    Greenmadman7 Well-Known Member

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    Did we REALLY need to hear that?
     
  7. Master Megatron

    Master Megatron Action Bastard

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    He wants to pinch.
     
  8. HyperGeek_1984

    HyperGeek_1984 Herr Doktor

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    They'll grow back.


    Little squiggily bastards...
     
  9. Omegatron

    Omegatron Mandatory Fun. Buy it now TFW2005 Supporter

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  10. Talathia

    Talathia TFW's Cool Little Heathen

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    I totally got the mental image of that one Honda commercial with the crab. But instead it being Scorponok and Blackout.
     
  11. Otispq

    Otispq Elocution Onymous

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    :eek:  thats funny
     
  12. RandomFerret

    RandomFerret Fuzzy Forever

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    Really? Scorponok?

    That sounds more like a Bonecrusher move.
     
  13. smkspy

    smkspy is one nice fucking kitty

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    Eva, I think Zeckskitty is influencing you alittle too much.
     
  14. Rabbit

    Rabbit Weary

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    At first it hurt but you'll do it again and you'll start to love it. Just like this horse getting his.

    :horse: 

    Mark my words.

    :lolol 
     
  15. killahbuny

    killahbuny Well-Known Member

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    yeah theres peeps out there that like it theres websites not that I've been on them or anything *cough cough*
     
  16. Scorpinok

    Scorpinok Megatron

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    AWWWWWWW painful man poor u. LOL
     
  17. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    haha what a dumbass

    dumbass. /red
     
  18. SPLIT LIP

    SPLIT LIP Dry built

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    Damn, on the board index when I saw this thread I thought it was child abuse. j/k

    If your body is a temple, your balls are the throne.
     

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