And by scientists, I mean Dr. Jiggles. I have a microscope. Observe, and you can see the sharp rise in obesity since they heyday of 80's cartoons, 1985. I have narrowed this rise to either cartoons or the departure of David Lee Roth from Van Halen, and the resulting worldwide depression. http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2007/fit.nation/obesity.map/ p.s. I'm also selling Dr. Jiggles' patented two-ball tonic on ebay. Feel free to bid.