Scientists link growing obesity to 80's cartoons...

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  1. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    And by scientists, I mean Dr. Jiggles. I have a microscope.

    Observe, and you can see the sharp rise in obesity since they heyday of 80's cartoons, 1985. I have narrowed this rise to either cartoons or the departure of David Lee Roth from Van Halen, and the resulting worldwide depression.

    http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2007/fit.nation/obesity.map/

    p.s. I'm also selling Dr. Jiggles' patented two-ball tonic on ebay. Feel free to bid.
     
  2. 333HE

    333HE HERSHEY'S GONNA EAT JOO.

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    DAVID LEE ROTH, HOW COULD YOU???
    Seriously, though, I sure as hell hope they tour sometime. They really need to get their shit together, first though.
     
  3. DevilzFan

    DevilzFan CobraIsland.com Veteran

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    Pffft. Sammy > Dave

    The picture of me with Sam says so. (I'm in the Devils hat...and this pic is now 10 years old. Oi, I'm old)

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  4. Wing alpha

    Wing alpha <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and

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    odd considering that most cartoons from the 80's wer rerun from the 90 is mexico and Im SKINNY AS HELL-not to mention short
     
  5. rattrap007

    rattrap007 Insert witty comment here TFW2005 Supporter

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    Transformers made me fat :( 
     
  6. EvaUnit13

    EvaUnit13 REBUILD

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    I can see the lawsuits now...
     
  7. Omnibus Prime

    Omnibus Prime I'm too old for this shit TFW2005 Supporter

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    This explains that particularly mild winter and brutal summer in 1995, as evidently the entire country tilted slightly to the southeast. Seems to have leveled off some, but somebody give Utah a sammich.
     
  8. 333HE

    333HE HERSHEY'S GONNA EAT JOO.

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    :lol  :lol  :lol 
     
  9. Boggs6ft7

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    I hear lack of pirates is also the cause of global warming
     
  10. Wing alpha

    Wing alpha <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and

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    Really?

    I thougth it was ninjas.
     
  11. MACRAPTRON

    MACRAPTRON Well-Known Member

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    I think I've just found a link between my obesity and stupid scientists. They're pissing me off with their crap, making me eat more.
     
  12. Th0r4z1n3

    Th0r4z1n3 The F*cking Lizard King! Veteran

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    Ahhh yes, ninjas and pirates, the yin and the yang of global warming. Without one you cannot have the other, both in a constant battle to controle the temp. of the world. When it's all said and done, and the final battle takes place somewhere over a corn feild of Iowa... one shall stand, and one shall fall, but one thing shall remain constant... I still won't be able to find Leader class Megatron!
     
  13. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    dr jiggles has a double degree as a gynecologist. the 2nd was for fun.
     
  14. Bumble Prime

    Bumble Prime all the time

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    where do the asian pirates led by chow yun fat fit into this category?

    i mean an extremely martial arts driven pirate type?
     
  15. QuantumShock

    QuantumShock Stay for brunch ?

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    I am in your TV, making joo fat.....
     
  16. llamatron

    llamatron Shut up, Nigel. TFW2005 Supporter

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    I'll take 8 tubes please!

    I have also made a shocking discovery - finding the relationship between the amount of clothes that Jux is wearing and my state of arousal. It is an inverse relationship.
     
  17. LigerPrime

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    Pssstttt...I heard that there's an "unconfirmed" link with toy collecting and comic reading too! XD Actually IMO its the lifestyle these days...you know - fast food etc.
     
  18. OmegaScourge

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    i thought obesity had to do with the parents not doing nothing about it...where they blame the school that they kids got fatty from the food they eat at home.



    i thought it was Tom Cruise's fault everyone got fat.
     
  19. Zzeezz

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    Hey, did you know that scientists recently discovered that obesity is linked to eating food too damn much? Who knew?
     
  20. 333HE

    333HE HERSHEY'S GONNA EAT JOO.

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    :lol 
     

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