This day in my 11th year of school has come unfortunatley. I have to do YET ANOTHER science fair project, I'm sure many of you here who are still in school have to aswell.

I can only do Chemistry or Astronomy so I went with the latter and found this:
Science Fair Projects - Science Fair Ideas

WTF?

I'm so pissed off I can't do a project based in the field of vertabrate paleontology.   should I go with this or something else? Surely some of you guys had experience with Science fair. Who better to ask than some of my friends?

I wish I had like a bigass expensive budget to do some really extensive research and win the nobel prize in physics lol.

 

Dude, you're 11? Can't you draw a picture with crayons and say I MADE THIS and it gets you marks?

 

Just make the solar system out of styrofoam balls. That'll get you by.

 

Do Reactions !

Get a lot of water and a big chunk of Potassium, drop it in, and have fun  

 

so ture

 

^this

 

No I'm in 11th grade sorry my bad lol.

It has to be an experiment. Ya know...
-Purpose
-Hypothesis
-Background
-Materials
-Procedure
(Experiment begins here)
-Data
-results
conclusion

?

 

In today's education system, I'm willingly to bet he can do this, pass, and still be called 'gifted' despite being in the 11th grade.

 

Well I am the top artist in the school as of now since Dan Larsh graduated last year. I am gifted in art thats for damn sure  
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Shit's got complicated alot over the years. It's like the Education board of America wants to remind you that the USA hates you, and wants you to spend eternity working in a factory.

 

Stan Darsh?

 

There you go

 

Fix'd  

 

Best. Project. Ever.

That's a win in my book. The kid who made that project was one evil mother fucker.

 

Why do slug's melt after being salted?

 

vinager and baking soda thats all you need  

 

If you're limited to chemistry and astronomy, but desperately want to do something related to paleontology, why not do something related to the chemistry of fossilization?

You could play with a few different variables in what could occur in "groundwater" and the surrounding environment and determine what conditions are optimal for fossil formation.

 

Present a study of the deadly and terribly destructive Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO).

 

I hear in America, companies can dump as much of that stuff as they want.

 

That shit's nasty, man!

Seriously, grow plants. Some in dirt, some in Miracle Grow Plant Steroids, and some in clay. Measure them.
Completely self explanatory for the steps, insanely easy to be thorough...