School Girls. Zombies. Chainsaws. Awesome!

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  1. adamthered

    adamthered Reads comics. Starts shit

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    I just watched the most awesomely bad movie ever. It was from Japan. The Engrish title was:

    The Girl Rebels Force of Competitive Swimmers. Attached is the movie's poster.

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    It had the following:

    Hot school girls

    Zombie outbreak caused by a crazed evil genius/terrorist leader trying to get back the lead girl who he trained to be a "water terrorist" and conditioned her to masturbate in front of him when he played a flute.

    Decapitions and dismemberments with those metal rulers we had in high school.

    Chainsaw through the torso

    Toes cut off with scissors

    Brians pulled right from top of head

    Disembowelments (with intestines then worn as a "nice neckerchef")

    Hot lesbian action between what might be supposed long lost twin sisters (incenst bonus points!)

    Nose-plug throwing star.

    Swim flippers with retactable knife blades.

    4-5 shower scenes

    A drafting ruler (those ones shaped like a triangle) used as a throwing star

    Gallons of fake, spraying blood



    and the topper...



    VAGINA-CANNON!!!

    Amazing what you can fit into a 1 hour and 17 minute run time :D 
     
  2. Lumpy

    Lumpy Taylor Swift Actionmaster Super Mod

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    wow...i must find that...
     
  3. Metalhead

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    Must see this film......

    wow, just found it on play-asia, might be ordering it soon
     
  4. smkspy

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    That sounds awesome!
     
  5. Gordon_4

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    I feel dirty...............film sounds great.
     
  6. adamthered

    adamthered Reads comics. Starts shit

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    PMed the lot of you ;) 
     
  7. Takara_destron

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    This sounds like a film I should be watching.
     
  8. Vector Sigma

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    That sounds utterly hilarious and totally fantastic! If Horror Zone over here showed japanese films, this is certainly the kind of thing it would go for!...
     
  9. atlianz

    atlianz TFW2005 Supporter

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    sounds pervtastic!
     
  10. GW_Freak

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    Anyone wanna PM me a place to "get" this? My friend BT would like to help me but needs some Tracking....
     
  11. adamthered

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    Done :D 
     
  12. rattrap007

    rattrap007 Insert witty comment here TFW2005 Supporter

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    If that doesn't become a personal title I don't know what will...
     
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    I NEED THIS!!!

    Adamthered, any hints? ;) 
     
  14. adamthered

    adamthered Reads comics. Starts shit

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    Yep :) 
     
  15. Bumble Prime

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    i wouldnt mind "trackin" it down

    if you would be so kind? ;) 
     
  16. Frank Horrigan

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    I would also enjoy knowing the location of the tracker for my bit torrent client....

    Yeah, I'm not clever.
     
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    Awesome. I love these crazy japanese horrors.
    I'll have to see if my local HMV has this. (Unless some kind soul would like to help me out)

    When was it released?
     
  18. GW_Freak

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    Let's hope this is better than Stacy...
     
  19. Joe Moore

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    Sold!

    Now to find a place where I can pick this up.
     
  20. Red04Cobra

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    I'm interested in finding a place to pick this up myself!
     

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