"Satan's Camaro"

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  1. 80Datsun210

    80Datsun210 Well-Known Member

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    For fun: :) 
    I'm a big fan of Car Talk. I've listened to it for years.

    This is an example of the weird way my brain works sometimes: I've been imagining what if Sam Witwicky called the car guys about his new car's quirks. Help me create a dialogue! (I have some ideas, but would like to hear from others.)

    Tom/Ray: ...227-8255, hello, you're on Car Talk!
    Sam: Hi, uh, my name is Sam, and I'm calling from L.A.
    Tom: Sam!
    Ray: Hi Sam, what's up?
    Sam: Well, I just got my first car. It's a 1976 Camaro and, uh, I think it's possessed...



    So where does it go from here? Help me out.
    Oh, and at some point one of them should say "Doesn't anybody screen these calls??!!" :D 

    (Mods--I put this topic here because it was inspired by the movie; please move it if you think it fits better somewhere else.)
     
  2. Turbocharger

    Turbocharger We should get more letter

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    Tom/Ray: You're high on drugs, GTFO our show.
     
  3. transmetal2dinobot

    transmetal2dinobot Sub-Commander

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    sam: NO REALLY I THINK IT WANTS MY SOUL
     
  4. Valkysas

    Valkysas Attack Buffalo

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    why not call in and see how it goes for real?

    he's a 77 camaro, by the way. the ebay auction for him confirms it.
     
  5. Seth Buzzard

    Seth Buzzard R.I.P. Buzzbeak Content Contributor

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    But instead of telling them it possessed describe some of the things BB dose. The engine starts and stops, the radio turns on and off and changes stations and so on.
     
  6. Valkysas

    Valkysas Attack Buffalo

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    yeah, don't mention it "standing up"
     
  7. Prowl

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    Hahah, sounds like a good idea. Definitely let us know how it goes.
     
  8. 80Datsun210

    80Datsun210 Well-Known Member

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    Someone else do it. I'm not that good a liar. ;) 

    Heh, it certainly wouldn't be the first time they've had someone call in with a WEIRD case. I've heard them recommend exorcists before, and I'm sure there was an "alien abduction" once.:lol 
     
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    Dude, I'll do it. :lol 
     
  10. WhiteMocha

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    That actually would have been a great "viral marketing" bit for the movie... having panicked drivers calling in to car shows, convinced that their car is alive. They could describe the lesser symptoms first (radio weirdness, etc.) and then end with ".... and I think the other night I saw it change into a robot!!!"

    Maybe for the sequel. :) 
     
  11. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    That'd be great to hear. :lol 
     
  12. Brickman1000

    Brickman1000 organic?

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    I had a 1989 Chrysler New Yorker that I suffered with for over a year. It broke so often and so maliciously that I called it Satan's Chariot , so the Satan's Camaro quip got a good laugh out of me
     

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