Never do a devil's threeway with blood relatives.

 

huh?

 

Not a Kenny Power's fan I'm guessing.

 

I think everyone should listen to his self help tapes. Well, assuming they exist, anyway.

 

I'd buy every single one! That guy knows how to live it

 

Didn't he have them in Fist Foot Way too or whatever that movie was called? You know, the one where he's pretty much like Kenny Powers, except as a washed up Karate instructor.

 

Marry me?

 

I loved foot fist way!
I havent watched it for a while my buddy tool it with him when he shipped to afghanistan.
But I do remember the rule something like "jui jitsu? Yeah that's gay."

 

was that invitation for you?

 

To Lambotwinlove, hell yeah!

 

lol Sure. But I fully expect the ring to actually be a car part instead of a diamond!

 

alright then. lets celebrate! drinks alroudn starting with me. i'll do the catering.

 

YAY! A proposal and drinks! The only way this night could get better is if I didn't have to go to work tomorrow!

 

where were these rules when i was single bro. you holding out on me? lol

 

Could always call in drunk.

 

I wish. My supervisor has tomorrow and Friday off so I'll be the only one for the department. So I have to be there.  

 

Pahlese, you were so putang whipped there was no talking to you. You needed to get over her before you could take any advice.

 

What always worked for me was asking them to pick up some beer on her way over.

If they deliver then it's usually a green light from there. Girls don't bring beer to dudes they don't like.

 

Me and rules don't mix at all, I damn near break'em just because I'm "that guy".

I'm Shallow Hal.

 

Haha, rules. Go ahead and try to follow them. Love/relationship's favorite hobby is proving your rules don't mean a thing.