Robot crotch fetish

Discussion in 'Transformers Toy Discussion' started by KA, Feb 4, 2011.

  1. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    Rts g2 primes inadvertant camel toe reminded me again of the fandoms unhealthy obsession with robot crotch. Recent similar offences/instances, off the top pf my head:

    Classic op spatula crotch
    Classic sunstreaker testicles
    Animated prowls pronounce crotch tab

    But no, this phenomenon has its roots even in pre tf mold:
    Megatrons trigger crotch
    Shockwave, ditto, in particular the radio shack version

    So there you have it my fellow crotch observing friends. Discuss awaaaaaay
     
  2. Hook

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    This thread needs KA drawings of robit crotch goodness.
     
  3. Josh

    Josh Comic Color-guy

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  4. Cal

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    Scattershot's rubsign... *shudder*
     
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    Murasame CHIMICHANGAS

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    Uhm, I think it needs much of imagination to see a cameltoe in G2 RTS Laser Prime and people must be really genital focussed to see such things out of the crotches of robot toys...

    And I'm the person who normally sees sexual stuff everywhere. But come on...!?
     
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    Thanks I never even thought of that. Now every time I look at him this is all I will be able to think of.
     
  7. Gligamesh51

    Gligamesh51 @ThatGuyNeedaHam

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    ROTF Brawn's testicles, and his repaint, Fallback.
     
  8. QuinJester

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    Why does it have to be the robot mode crotch, hmmm?

    [​IMG]
     
  9. Omnius

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    I was expecting a GENOZAUR thread. I am disappoint. :( 
     
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    Ra88 Dutchman!

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    In before Unicron crotch jokes.
     
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    The fandom cares about this more than kids. In the heat of G1 obsession at my elementary school, DURR DURR TRIGGER CROTCH was the reaction that told the rest of us we were dealing with a noob.

    I did, however, call that t-shaped black armor piece that came with Hot Spot "Defensor's underwear".
     
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    Megatron is happy to see this thread.
     
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    Scattershot's fanmode.
     
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    Erector.

    Oops, wrong forum.

    I still want to get me a Dinocock Prime.

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    The Classics Jetfire mold has landing gear testicles. I've been waiting a long time to say that.

    But, seriously. It's blatant. Just pick up your Jetfire/Skyfire/Treadbolt/Dark Skyfire/Whatever, and look at the CROTCH. Testes. Right there. In your face.
     
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    ^ hehe. do want.
     
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    Wth..what a peculiar thread..:lol 
    I got nothin on robo crotches. :/
     
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    Titanium Jetfire is happy to see us!
     

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