Robbery Suspect Shoots Self In Genitals

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  1. ViperDragon

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    http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/15060906/detail.html

    KOKOMO, Ind. -- Police said a Kokomo man accidentally shot himself in the genitals while robbing a convenience store early Tuesday.

    Kokomo police said they were called to a Village Pantry store at about 4:20 a.m. after a call from a clerk.

    The female clerk told police that a man came into the store with a semiautomatic handgun, grabbed her hair and demanded cash and cigarettes before handing her a white cloth bag, WRTV-TV in Indianapolis reported.

    The clerk said that as she retrieved the cigarettes, she heard a gunshot and turned to confront the man, who yelled that he had shot himself.

    "The bullet traveled through his right testicle ... and then into the bottom part of his leg," Kokomo police Lt. Don Whitehead said.

    Police said the man, whom they identified as 25-year-old Derrick Kosch, grabbed the bag full of cash and fled the store.

    In-store surveillance cameras showed that Kosch shot himself as he placed the gun into the waistband of his pants, police said.

    Shortly after the robbery, dispatchers got a call from someone in a home located several blocks away from the store about a man who was shot.

    When officers arrived, they found Kosch. The home belongs to his grandmother, police said.

    "He said he had been shot (and) someone was trying to rob him," said the grandmother, who was not named. "In the meantime, I found out that he was trying to rob somebody else."

    Kosch was taken to a hospital for treatment.

    Officers said that while at the home, they found the bag of money that was taken from the convenience store and clothes seen on the robber in the surveillance tape.

    Police said Kosch was arrested on robbery and criminal recklessness charges. Police said they were looking for the gun.
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    Good for a laugh! What a douche! Too bad the grandmother didn't turn around and kick him in his 'good' ball for being such a dumb-ass grandson!
     
  2. Tekkaman Blade

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    Moron. If this doesn't teach him a lesson, nothing will.
     
  3. Star Sabre James

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    That's one way to stop criminals from reproducing.
     
  4. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    That's where we want to go... shot in the groin at Kokomo~
     
  5. BarBoBot

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    WOW... I can not imagine how much it would hurt to shoot one of my balls off. :( 

    Whatever he gets charged with will mean nothing next to this. Stupid F*ck.
     
  6. CdnShockwave

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    Justice is served.
     
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    Please come again!
     
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    Bet he ain't got the balls to do that again.
     
  9. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    Will he be able to after that?
     
  10. Dirge121

    Dirge121 Eat the chikums

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    The hell, he fled the scene after blowing out his nut and piercing his leg?
    Dayum.

    How does one accidentally aim at their own nuts, then fire?
     
  11. Wreckgar

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    Yea, I think no further punishment is necessary.
     
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    Witwicky Camaro Sabbatical Is Required

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    Ha! That dumbass! He's watched too many Buddy/Cop films.
     
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    So THAT'S where Kokomo is. Indianapolis doesn't seem very tropical though.
     
  14. Smasher

    Smasher HUNKY BEATS

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    The local radio station said "He is half the man he used to be."
     
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    That is cosmically excellent.
     
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    :lolol  :lolol 
     
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    ....Funniest thing EVER.
     
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    My right testicle hurts. :( 

    On a related note, what an idiot. :lol 
     
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    Maybe his nut went down into his leg.
     

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